cluster theory

[dr_memory]

Ever been in an aggravating situation that wasn’t quite a clusterfuck?  Behold a helpful taxonomy of clusters, in ascending order:

1. Clusterwave
2. Clusterairkiss
3. Clusterhug
4. Clusternoserub
5. Clustercheekkiss
6. Clusterfrenchkiss
7. Clustergrope
8. Clusterfuck

Crossposted from: blahg.blank.org