I am outlawing items from Home Depot from entering my body.

[dr_liliripes]

 I think it's adorable when Mr. J calls me his 'little science project'.

However.

I do not like having to pass a ten-foot length of plastic tubing.

I don't care if he wants to see how far it'll go.

I don't care if he's just testing it on me so he can use it on the 'boy wonder'.

I don't care if he says I'll do it if I really really love him!

I am NOT swallowing ANY MORE TUBES.

Under ANY circumstances!