FINE.

[dr_liliripes]

He picked either the wrong or the right day to leave me again... depending on your point of view.

People call my 'suicide hotline' every day, but lately I've been preoccupied and I have a tendency to hang up on the boring ones.

I am a psychiatrist. I am not here to listen to you whine.

I answered the phone, and heard a young man, weeping as if his

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[mr_nygma]

You know what you're doing is horribly, glaringly illegal, right?

[dr_liliripes]

Hi pot, this is kettle. You're black.

Whaaaaaat.

[mr_nygma]

I don't think you understand that idiom, Harleen.

[dr_liliripes]

I don't think you understand that middle-aged men shouldn't wear unitards.

[take_a_spin]

You're a doll, Harley.

[dr_liliripes]

No, you are!

[ebony_mask]

I'm sure Roulette has an opening on Floor Six, clown girl.

I could come by and see ya.

[dr_liliripes]

I dunno. I hear you do bad things to blondes.

[ebony_mask]

Good and bad are relative concepts.

[dr_liliripes]

Not to me. I'm fond of my scalp and will be keeping it. Thank you.

[unpaidpiper]

I am a psychiatrist. I am not here to listen to you whine.

Yes, actually, you are.

[dr_liliripes]

Awwwww, Hartley, you want me professional advice!?!

Lose the attitude! :-D

Mwah!

[unpaidpiper]

I'd rather ask Dr. Phil.

[dr_liliripes]

Just as long as you're not buggin' me.

[seiberwing]

And this is why I'm going into research rather than therapy. I have my own problems enough, I don't need other people's weighing me down all day.

Besides. My way has more fun gadgets.

[dr_liliripes]

What kinda fun gadgets?

[seiberwing]

EEGs, MRIs, those funny caps you put on people's heads to measure their brainwaves, fun sorts of things. And possibly electric shocks.

[dr_liliripes]

Oooh, I like you!