Curiosity killed the Cuddy

Mar 12, 2006 10:51

I should know better than to get involved when House gets curious, but apparently I have a latent masochistic streak. Not nearly latent enough, though ( Read more... )

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dr_gregoryhouse March 12 2006, 17:28:30 UTC
I should know better than to get involved when House gets curious

It's because you find me irresistible, Dr. Cuddy.

- Friends -- How can you tell if someone is truly your friend or not?

- Sex -- Are you good in bed? Be honest.

- Music -- Favourite song and why?

- Drugs -- Do you really want to know where I got the LSD from? (And have you ever tried LSD?)

- Love -- Love = selfish altruism: true or false.

- Something completely random -- Because I curious and nosy: What do you really think of me, Dr. Cuddy?

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dr_gregoryhouse March 12 2006, 17:29:39 UTC
[ooc: I dunno what's up with the formatting -- I posted this twice, and it turned out formatted like it is above. o.O]

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dr_l_cuddy March 12 2006, 18:06:40 UTC
It's because you find me irresistible, Dr. Cuddy.

In your dreams, Dr. House

Friends -- How can you tell if someone is truly your friend or not? Someone who'll tell you you're an idiot to go to the prom with him, but then cry with you when it turns out she was right--that's a true friend.

Sex -- Are you good in bed? Be honest Better than you'll ever know.

Music -- Favourite song and why? "Your Song" by Elton John, because I'm a closet sap as well as a complete ho for 60's and 70's music.

Drugs -- Do you really want to know where I got the LSD from? (And have you ever tried LSD?) Probably not-- I might have to report you then. And no, I've never dropped acid. I don't think I'd like it. I don't like anything that makes me feel out of control.

Love -- Love = selfish altruism: true or false. Short answer: false.

Something completely random -- Because I curious and nosy: What do you really think of me, Dr. Cuddy?Careful what you ask for, Dr. House ( ... )

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dr_gregoryhouse March 12 2006, 18:17:53 UTC
Love = selfish altruism: true or false. Short answer: false.

Why?

Better than you'll ever know.

Everyone thinks I do know. Though, I don't exactly keep mum about our apparent sex life together. I'm pretty sure most people believe me, too, considering you keep me employed.

(when you want to be) absolutely charming

I'm charming all the time. Everybody knows this.

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dr_l_cuddy March 12 2006, 20:02:53 UTC
Why?

I guess because selfishness of any kind has no place in true love, the kind of love that poets write about and singers sing about. Then again, I'm not sure that kind of love exists in real life. So selfish altruism: probably true in the real world, but not the ideal.

I'm pretty sure most people believe me, too, considering you keep me employed.

So...people think I keep you around for booty calls? Hmm I kind of like that idea--the mighty Dr. House as my personal sex slave. Maybe I should drag you into my office and order you to strip. The look on your face would be good for a laugh if nothing else ;-)

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dr_gregoryhouse March 13 2006, 04:08:26 UTC
probably true in the real world, but not the ideal > Which world do you live in, then?

And the look on your face would be a laugh if I complied. If being the key word in that sentence.

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