California is turning me into a yuppie, and me not being in Texas is turning Adam into a women.

Feb 05, 2005 21:19

Mom told me that all the furniture that we buy for our apartment is going to come from the Ikea store. Don't get me wrong, a lot of the stuff at the store was really cool, and trendy. There is still that voice in the back of my head telling me that if I get anything from this store I'm doing nothing more then supporting an evil capitalist system. God dammit, why should I feel like I'm doing something immoral by buying a bed? On the other hand, when I looked at the prices on the stuff, a lot of it was really cheap, and all I could think was that the Ikea store reminded me of like an up scale Wal-mart from Europe. Nothing from Europe can be bad, right?

Oh, and Adam will never be able to have a baby. No matter how much he wants one it just isn't going to happen. Why? Because his vagina is to full of sand to be able to support any form of life other then AIDS! Take that bitch!
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