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Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"She Loves Me" from She Loves Me
Huh. I guess she loves me. Weird.
Will I have a happy life?
"Jesus Walks" by Kanye West.
Uh... what?
What do my friends really think of me?
"How the Other Half Lives" from Thoroughly Modern Millie
Well, I guess that means my friends don't like me just for my money.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Mr. Blue Sky" by Ello
That's the title of Dr. Stanton's journal... does that mean he secretly lusts after me? Oh my.
How can I make myself happy?
"Goodbye Until Tomorrow (I Could Never Rescue You)" from The Last Five Years
So... either I should stay with the person I love and be all happy or else I should leave them and be sad? I'm so confused.
What should I do with my life?
"Down With Love" from Down With Love
I should... devote my life to removing all things romantic from life?
Why must life be so full of pain?
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by Rufus Wainwright
Wow, that actually makes a weird amount of sense. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"I Am What I Am" from La Cage Aux Folles
... No comment.
Will I ever have children?
"Are You the Guy Who Hit Me In the Eye?" by They Might Be Giants
I'll take that as a no.
Will I die happy?
"For Today I Am A Boy" by Antony and the Johnsons
So... being a woman will make me happy? Ew.
Can you give me some advice?
"Sunday (The Day Before My Birthday)" by Moby
...What?
What do you think happiness is?
"Everything Is Catching On Fire" by They Might Be Giants
Ah. I see. You're a pyromaniac.
What's my favourite fetish?
"Rainbow Connection" by Kenny Loggins
... No comment.
iTunes apparenly thinks I should be more gay.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"She Loves Me" from She Loves Me
Huh. I guess she loves me. Weird.
Will I have a happy life?
"Jesus Walks" by Kanye West.
Uh... what?
What do my friends really think of me?
"How the Other Half Lives" from Thoroughly Modern Millie
Well, I guess that means my friends don't like me just for my money.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Mr. Blue Sky" by Ello
That's the title of Dr. Stanton's journal... does that mean he secretly lusts after me? Oh my.
How can I make myself happy?
"Goodbye Until Tomorrow (I Could Never Rescue You)" from The Last Five Years
So... either I should stay with the person I love and be all happy or else I should leave them and be sad? I'm so confused.
What should I do with my life?
"Down With Love" from Down With Love
I should... devote my life to removing all things romantic from life?
Why must life be so full of pain?
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by Rufus Wainwright
Wow, that actually makes a weird amount of sense. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"I Am What I Am" from La Cage Aux Folles
... No comment.
Will I ever have children?
"Are You the Guy Who Hit Me In the Eye?" by They Might Be Giants
I'll take that as a no.
Will I die happy?
"For Today I Am A Boy" by Antony and the Johnsons
So... being a woman will make me happy? Ew.
Can you give me some advice?
"Sunday (The Day Before My Birthday)" by Moby
...What?
What do you think happiness is?
"Everything Is Catching On Fire" by They Might Be Giants
Ah. I see. You're a pyromaniac.
What's my favourite fetish?
"Rainbow Connection" by Kenny Loggins
... No comment.
iTunes apparenly thinks I should be more gay.