Breakfast in Wee!ville

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Kiki Aunt Iki deserved breakfast. Wee!Wilson had deemed this to be so upon waking in the big bed with his wee!companion and after some chatter that would have been thoroughly incomprensible to any adult but which made perfect sense to the wees, they wriggled out of the bed and set about thier mission

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[a_phale]

Well, the eggs volleys were probably only a fair return for the pine cone escapade on Saturday, and the wee!angel was giggling just as hard as his friend as they proceeded to make a horrible mess of the kitchen.

Good thing Kiki had that handy spell!

Of course, flying eggs required some sort of retaliation. And hey, the the room was already covered in flour, right? So, scooping up a couple handfuls and throwing them at the wee!doctor couldn't do any harm.

[ooc: My access is very hit and miss today. Please feel free to mod wee!Phale as you like!]

[kikidelivers]

Since the whole place was going to need to be cleaned again, they might as well make as much of a mess as they wished, Kiki figured.

"Who wants to help pour the batter on the griddle?" she called, once she'd finished stirring.

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Wilson laughed as the flour rained down on his head and tickled it's way down the back of his neck and he threw one last egg up at the wee!angel before he turned towards Kiki.

"Noooohhhh!!" He exclaimed, racing around the island in the kitchen and pressing urgently on Kiki's legs.

"Phawe n Dames, Phawe n Dames!!" They were supposed to make breakfast *for* their Aunt Iki, not make Aunt Iki make breakfast for them. There was wee!toddler honor at stake!

[a_phale]

Oh no! Aziraphale hovered for a moment and then dropped to the floor, running over to assist his little friend with separating Kiki from the work of making breakfast. Taking her hand with his wee flour-covered ones, he tugged with all his might, trying to pull her away from the counter.

"Nono! Not Iki!"

Auntie Iki was supposed to rest, she'd been so busy all weekend, and let the little ones make her a treat!

[kikidelivers]

"Well, ok," Kiki laughed. "You can do it, but the stove is hot. So I have to be the one to work that, ok?"

It's a well-known fact that most accidents happen within the home. Also fairly well-known is the fact that broken eggs? Very slippery. Banana peels have got nuthin' on broken eggs.

Kiki stepped back in response to their tugging, and most unfortunately set her foot right on one of those treacherous egg whites. Her feet shot out from under her, and she went over backwards, scrabbling vainly at a chair as she went, which, to be fair, did save her from cracking her head on the kitchen table - by instead whacking her temple on the chair, instead

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Wilson gave a small whimper of distress when Kiki crashed down to the floor and he quickly reached over to reassure Aziraphale who looked like he might be about to cry again.

"Ut oh, ut oh, bump." Wilson exclaimed worriedly and for a moment he hung on to Aziraphale for comfort. Then chattered at the wee!angel, giving his friend express instructions that involved the refridgerator and in particular the automatic ice maker. Standing on tiptoe, Wilson tugged open drawers until he came to one that held a tea towel.

Working together, wee!angel and wee!doctor liberated some ice, with only one escapee cube, from the freezer and got it bundled into the tea towel which they then solemnly brought over to Kiki.

"Bump, bump?" Wilson asked, large dark eyes saucer like with concern as he held out the cloth towards her.

[kikidelivers]

"You're such a good doctor," Kiki smiled, taking the ice back and applying it gingerly to the side of her head. "Thank you! Now are you all set with getting breakfast finished?"

[a_phale]

Aziraphale did look distressed enough that he may have been about to cry, but having something to do to make it all better was a great help. Once they'd accomplished their mission of the ice and towel, the wee!angel gently petted Kiki's hair, in the hopes of making the bump all better.

Which didn't really work, but the young witch did acquire a pretty sprig of pink flowers twined into her hair. And she may have felt a sudden urge to hug people.

"Poor Iki," he murmured, looking sad and worried, and forgetting entirely about the pancakes in the face of their new emergency.

[ooc: Cupids' powers are mostly limited to the ability to come and go where they like (which Phale hasn't realized yet), and romanticy type things like flowers and sunshine and making people feel happy and schnuggly. ;) ]

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Wee!Wilson took control!

Patting Phale he chattered softly to the wee!angel gently instructing his friend to stay with Kiki and help her feel better. Then, he was off... a toddler on a mission.

Wilson had enough sense, or perhaps he was gently touched with enough sense not to try to work the stove on his own. Instead his little feet pattered back and forth, through the flour and the egg and the batter on the floor as he moved behind the counters

[kikidelivers]

Kiki wrapped an arm around each of the boys, pulling them in for a messy hug. "Thank you both," she smiled softly at them. "I'm all right, really. Especially with two sweet boys like you to look after me!"

She looked for a clean spot on each of their heads, failed, and gave them each a kiss on the forehead anyway before Wilson tottered off to arrange the rest of breakfast.

When Wilson had finished setting out the breakfast, Kiki said from her seat against the leg beneath the table, "We're not eating in the super special secret fort? We're being grown-ups today? That's good, too!"

[a_phale]

The super secret fort sort of sounded like fun, and Auntie Iki also sort of seemed like she wanted to stay where she was for a while. So Aziraphale looked solemnly at Wilson for a moment, and then, as though some unspoken agreement was reached between the two of them, they carefully began to transfer all of the breakfast materials down to the floor under the table.

Once their little picnic was all arranged, the wee!angel realized that they'd forgotten a very important element, and after careful inspection of all the drawers produced three napkins. Which might have seemed pointless considering the state of the kitchen and the three people in it, but Aziraphale had always been something of a neat freak.

[kikidelivers]

Kiki had pulled in all the chairs to make it a nice fort, all barricades and gates. Perhaps a secret password would be necessary, but the she forgot about it as Azzy came back and passed out the napkins.

Too cute, really!

[a_phale]

Aziraphale didn't think he'd ever had breakfast in a fort, and decided it was definitely something to put on the fun list. Plopping down next to Kiki, he smiled happily and pulled one of the cereal boxed toward him, fussing at the top until he managed to get it open and then pouring about half the contents into his bowl.

And onto the floor around the bowl.

"Ohno," he said, setting the box down and then attempting to scoop the excess cereal back into it.

Wilson giggled, although he hadn't been that much more successful with his cereal attempts. He'd gotten up to the adding-milk step, although he hadn't quite managed yet to get the cap off the bottle.

Which was probably a good thing.

[ooc: Back to you, Kiki!mun, I think. :)]

[kikidelivers]

"Do you need me to get the cap for you?" Kiki asked, setting down her ice pack a moment to hold out her hand. She would leave it up to Jimmy to decide if he would accept her help or not.

And this place? Had been of that category of spotlessness that was commonly described as "clean enough to eat off the floor," so Kiki didn't have much of an issue with Azzy putting all the spilled cereal back. "Thank you for cleaning those up!" she smiled at Azzy proudly.

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Wilson's little face screwed up into an expression of I can do it!! but after another failed attempt to get into the milk, he sheepishly held it out to Kiki. Then, while she got into the cap, he helped himself to some of Phale's cereal because everyone knows that somebody elses cereal always tastes better!

[kikidelivers]

With the cap removed, Kiki returned the jug of milk to Jimmy. "Here you go, it's all yours now."

Kiki had a feeling that most of the milk would end up on the floor, but interestingly enough, that didn't really bother her too much right now. She was finding it pleasant enough to hide out here in the fort with these two cute former guardians.

This did, she reflected, kind of put an interesting kink in the familial relationships.