Comments | dr_joan_leland: YOU BASTARD

dr_joan_leland

YOU BASTARD

Jan 19, 2009 17:29

YOU SENT TWO-FACE TO KILL ME OVER YOUR STUPID DAMN COIN?! FUCK YOU, IT'S BEING GIVEN TO THE FIRST HOMELESS PERSON I SEE. AND YOU OWE ME A NEW GODDAMN DOOR!

where are my cigarettes, fuck you, wow, harvey dent, i am full of hatred, harvey dent can die in a fire

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harvey_twoface January 19 2009, 22:36:43 UTC

I DIDN'T SEND HIM TO KILL YOU, I SENT HIM TO THREATEN TO KILL YOU. BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT WHAT WAS ON HIS MIND, ANYWAY.

dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 22:40:01 UTC

Oh, well in that case it's all okay then.

WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! HE'S NOT SOME KIND OF REPO MAN, HE'S YOUR EVIL SPLIT PERSONALITY THAT KILLS PEOPLE FOR FUN!

harvey_twoface January 19 2009, 22:45:01 UTC

DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM FUCKING HIM NOW, DID IT?

dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 22:46:12 UTC

I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN ME DRUNK AND TRICKED ME INTO MARRYING YOU!

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rachel_dawes77 January 19 2009, 22:38:27 UTC

I'll that that coin off your hands if you want. :]

dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 22:40:40 UTC

I feel like keeping it and doing something horrible to it, I just have to think of what.

rachel_dawes77 January 19 2009, 22:44:03 UTC

You could always give it to a girl and then have them tied to oil drums and blown up, along with the coin.

... But that might be a little extreme.

You could put it on railroad tracks and flatten it!

Wait, why am I giving you ideas?

dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 22:45:30 UTC

That first one is...somewhat extreme, yes. Maybe I could sell it on eBay.

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dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 23:11:14 UTC

I have already slept with one former Arkham inmate, Ivy. Shut up.

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dr_joan_leland January 19 2009, 23:33:34 UTC

So, out of a kind of morbid curiosity, I have to ask: do your pick-up lines actually work on anyone, or is it all pheremones?

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feartoxin January 20 2009, 00:30:54 UTC

Can you really blame Two-Face for wanting to handle this... personally? I know I would.

dr_joan_leland January 20 2009, 00:43:37 UTC

...Be quiet, Jon. I don't date children.

feartoxin January 20 2009, 00:46:19 UTC

If you give me a chance, I can show you all the growing I've done, baby.

mastahwayne January 20 2009, 00:47:08 UTC

Are you referring to your ego?

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mastahwayne January 20 2009, 00:45:44 UTC

So... would this be a good time to ask if I could see you again sometime?

dr_joan_leland January 20 2009, 00:47:00 UTC

I do actually need to talk to you. But not for sex. I thought you were gay?

mastahwayne January 20 2009, 00:47:34 UTC

... I was being literal. Not hitting on you.

dr_joan_leland January 20 2009, 00:50:57 UTC

Oh good! Sorry for the misunderstanding! I've been having a very bad day.

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