Fears and Paranoia
For the amusement 
walsingfolk of I am making a list of fears and paranoia that I have. He seems to think some of them are funny. While they are all real, some are more rational than others and I recognize this.
Fears:
Elephants, ET, cafeterias, tornados/strong winds, walsingfolk's AIM smileys (they move... very subtly), groupers, big parrot fish, all my teeth are going to fall out, beauty is an illusion and I am just a magic trick
Paranioa:
My fly is down (even if I don't have one), whether or not I put underwear on, that I might have phobophobia, that'll I'll forget a fear of mine and then one will sneak up and scare me, I don't look the same as the last time I saw myself in a mirror, a fish is going to touch me while I'm scuba diving (sharks being excluded), people are going to sneak up and tickle me (I am WAY WAY WAY to ticklish), (if my phone is in my pocket or purse) it will ring while I'm in the bathroom
This was hard for me because I was afraid I was going to forget something.
walsingfolk of I am making a list of fears and paranoia that I have. He seems to think some of them are funny. While they are all real, some are more rational than others and I recognize this.
Fears:
Elephants, ET, cafeterias, tornados/strong winds, walsingfolk's AIM smileys (they move... very subtly), groupers, big parrot fish, all my teeth are going to fall out, beauty is an illusion and I am just a magic trick
Paranioa:
My fly is down (even if I don't have one), whether or not I put underwear on, that I might have phobophobia, that'll I'll forget a fear of mine and then one will sneak up and scare me, I don't look the same as the last time I saw myself in a mirror, a fish is going to touch me while I'm scuba diving (sharks being excluded), people are going to sneak up and tickle me (I am WAY WAY WAY to ticklish), (if my phone is in my pocket or purse) it will ring while I'm in the bathroom
This was hard for me because I was afraid I was going to forget something.