Nov 01, 2008 19:28
Hello? Ah, it works. Better than my cell phone, at least.
I am Dr. Ichijouji, chairman of the Epidemiology department in the Universitetet i Oslo. Until I ended up in this particular hellhole that seems to be the Digital World, I was in Cambodia heading a team of doctors sent in to control an outbreak of dengue hemorrhagic fever and I would like very much to get back to my job. There aren't enough words in any language to stress how much I need to get back there, and there really is no point in keeping me here. Is there anyone out there able to get me back into the real world? I don't have much, but a few calls to Geneva and I can make it worth your while.
Ryo, if this is your infantile notion of a joke, I will have your head on a silver platter and offer it to the Shuar clan for shrinking. I don't know how many times I've told you that I never wanted to go to the Digital World and-
This furball calling itself Kapurimon is demanding food. I can't even take care of lab rats on my own, why am I expected to take care of that?