Accidental voicepost
[Slam]
I have work to do. Go bugger off, you infernal parasites.
That's not work! You're just piddling around with petri dishes! Why don't you go take advantage of that nurse who likes you?
Does the word "gay" not mean anything to you?
Not that one, the other one!
I'm married.
And your sex life is nonexistent! Why not go take advantage of-
NO.
It's not cheating!
And he's still legal in all the countries that count!
He has his own problems. And someone else. I doubt he wants me that way, anyway.
But you want to fuck him! Or be fucked by him? Doesn't matter, does it?
Hey, threesome with the redhead!
[sound of glass shattering, clatter of metal on metal]
Whoa, hey, put that down! We're just being helpful!
Why so sensitive? All that pent up stress ain't healthy! Sex can only help!
Mistletoe in the real world contains viscotoxins that kill cells and may stimulate the immune system. Preparations of mistletoe extract are used by cancer patients in Germany. You'll be helping more by providing samples.
See, this is why you never get laid. Drop the sciencey stuff and you'd be much more attractive.
He doesn't look that bad. A little more sun, and less time in front of a microscope-
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Oh! Your boytoy must be the type that gets off on nerd talk.
Maybe you just need to get rid of the redhead? You probably could and get away with it.
Διαιτήμασί τε χρήσομαι ἐπ' ὠφελείῃ καμνόντων κατὰ δύναμιν καὶ κρίσιν ἐμὴν, ἐπὶ δηλήσει δὲ καὶ ἀδικίῃ εἴρξειν.
What does that even mean?
Dunno, but it's kinda hot-
Oh, for... It's the part of the Hippocratic oath that says I must do no harm.
Right, so put that scalpel down!
Come on now, we just want to help. You'll be much happier if you stopped self-medicating and told him how you feel.
Right! And what about that sanctity of life thing?
Οὐ τεμέω δὲ οὐδὲ μὴν λιθιῶντας, ἐκχωρήσω δὲ ἐργάτῃσιν ἀνδράσι πρήξιος τῆσδε? Except you don't really count as life, do you? Viruses are simply replicators, not life by most definitions. Therefore...
Hagurumon, send Bakumon in.
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Hey now, let's talk about this like gentlemen-
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Come on, you've been in love with him forever! All you need to do is just win him back again. Then you'll thank us and-
Bakumon, if you please.
[sound of an exhale, plants dropping to the ground]
Thank you. Hagurumon, keep an eye on them while I prepare a few sample kits. Bakumon, gather them up for a trip to the incinerator.
Villain! Murderer! Mengele!
Oh please, you're not life and therefore not protected by the Geneva convention. No variation of human rights apply to you. Bakumon, one more time?
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Finally. Let's start by gathering some viscotoxin samples before we dispose of them.