*gasp, wheeze*
X.x <---
this is me. up there.
sick like dog. or is the dog sick like me. at least i don't eat my own feces, but the way i'm feelin right now, you'd think i had.
my head is stuffed up like a sponge full of snot and toilet water, and through some bizarre combination diet, or a proper lack thereof, a disease ridden gut, i have had, i shit you not, THE most severely worst gas in the common era.
just in case that wasn't too much information for *all* of you, i will now proceed into detail about it.
you see, one can usually have at most two of the three following characteristics attributed to their flatulence; frequency of occurrence, duration, or stench.
that meaning, if one were to have a large quantity of stinky farts, they would be little ones, or if one were to have repetitive bouts of audible ass howling, they wouldn't stink as much, for lack of concentration, etc etc etc.
now, i, through some strange twist of events, have been blessed by lord foul with an exceptional endowment of all three facets of fart. A turbulent trio of terrible thunder, sickening scent, and renowned repetition.
what's a boy to do....
write about it, i guess.
this is me. up there.
sick like dog. or is the dog sick like me. at least i don't eat my own feces, but the way i'm feelin right now, you'd think i had.
my head is stuffed up like a sponge full of snot and toilet water, and through some bizarre combination diet, or a proper lack thereof, a disease ridden gut, i have had, i shit you not, THE most severely worst gas in the common era.
just in case that wasn't too much information for *all* of you, i will now proceed into detail about it.
you see, one can usually have at most two of the three following characteristics attributed to their flatulence; frequency of occurrence, duration, or stench.
that meaning, if one were to have a large quantity of stinky farts, they would be little ones, or if one were to have repetitive bouts of audible ass howling, they wouldn't stink as much, for lack of concentration, etc etc etc.
now, i, through some strange twist of events, have been blessed by lord foul with an exceptional endowment of all three facets of fart. A turbulent trio of terrible thunder, sickening scent, and renowned repetition.
what's a boy to do....
write about it, i guess.