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Holiday with mrs kimmy willis was awesome parsley to say the least. we had a hoobatious amount of fun, i think her parents were glad to get rid of me in the end cause i had dandruff and all! grrrr!
Saturday
we flew with Easy Jet, it was the smallest plane i'd been on like ever, no one wanted t o sit next to us so it was just us two at the back, i swar we weren't being that loud, but from the the looks we got from the women infront of us i'd say we were. she had big scarey eyes that poped out of her legs. The villa was really nice, well i say villa but it was more of a farm, we were welcomed by chikens, cockrels, cats, dogs, rabbits, bats, and insects. we named the chicken and cockrel Milson and Anne. ok all the rest of this entry is going to be in bullet points because it will look like a massive essay!
Saturday
we flew with Easy Jet, it was the smallest plane i'd been on like ever, no one wanted t o sit next to us so it was just us two at the back, i swar we weren't being that loud, but from the the looks we got from the women infront of us i'd say we were. she had big scarey eyes that poped out of her legs. The villa was really nice, well i say villa but it was more of a farm, we were welcomed by chikens, cockrels, cats, dogs, rabbits, bats, and insects. we named the chicken and cockrel Milson and Anne. ok all the rest of this entry is going to be in bullet points because it will look like a massive essay!
- Killer fly at night, we tried to kill it but never suceeded it flew round your ear!
- played charades: me and kim did Cookie 'do it again' and ended up using 'sounds lke' for everything so the final thing was Poo Bite A Hen.
- There was a massive window next to the toilet so u could look out as you did your buisiness.
- King Ginge (harry judd) lived opposite us in his castle.
- The ceilings made out of human skin
- "Ionly like people touching it when i like it to be touched."
- "You just press a button and it goes."
- "Do you suck on bands willies often?
- Living in a gangstas' paradise...WOAH!
- The pingu Theme tune
- Saw Kara and Giovanna
- watched a craggy band 'Majorca or Busted'
- KING GINGE!
- Milson was rapping anne
- M.O.M dancing and singing like the noise next door
- We went to the beach and kimmy buried me and made me into a mermaid
- we wrote I ♥ James Bourne and I ♥ Matt Willis in the sand
- Kara tointon couldn't float in the sea "i can't fucking do it!"
- "I put the Mate in Trevmate, every Trevs' a mate of mine."
- Anne had an orgasm in the early hours of the morning
- Fletch touches Dougie "fleettchhh ohhh fleettchhh touch it gooo on"
- went to these caves and saw heaven and hell
- Karar tointon thought that hell was where the shit was at"
- a flock of seaguls pooed on kims mum
- we heward the majorcan verisons of joss stone, cher and shakira.
- Kim looks like the virgin mary wen wearing blue
- "we're gonna play a game frogs its called I WIN!"
- God farted accoring to Trevor??
- Frogs and Trevor were human sacrafises.
- we did a dance in the pool to 'call on me' we were FIT!
- a scorpion came into our room, i screamed and kim took one look att he bugger and wacked it with her almighty flip flop.
- Annes on her period
- Went shopping, bought two tops and a skirt
- Hayley tried on a bag!
- “orgghhhhh hayleas BOM! ORGH! Orgh! Orgh…”
- Christmas song with the christmas wind
- Dougie realised he loves Tom
- Milson commited suicide because Anne was pissing him off
- “I’m gonna kill you, not half kill you where your in hospital 50% dead and 50% alive, Not 96.0995%, 100% DEAD!”
- Gave Becky and Abbie dance lessons (Miss tuna and miss nun)
- We sent a letter home to their parents
- King Ginge is pissed cos Beatrice has a bigger castle than him
- Inspector Tointon
- BANANA
- Anne was looking for milson “MILSONNNN?!?!??!!”
- Busted jumps (hayley got blown over by the christmas wind)
- Santa’s take their vacation in majorca
- Danny is EPIC! His nipple (just the one) is EPIC! His willy is giant.
- “It’s waving at you Kimberley! Go on, wave back!”
- Charlie looks at bum in mirror: “POO! POO GOD DAMN YOU!”
- Stick it your mouth and poo it
- Anne shot herself
- Im a closet blue fan
- A five yr old fancied me at the beach
- UNCLE LEE BO!
- Greasy boner
- Bugs are out to get us
- “I know my fuckin pants are inside out but I don’t really give a shit!”
- “Don’t fring it mum, don’t fring it.”
- Annes back in town
- Saw lil danny and dylan
- Fit guy with curly hair smiled at me and hayley and I looked minging
- COOKIEEEE!!!!
- Mrs puff is eating her campino
- Nobody likes us (we sit on the plane alone once again)
- Spling splong merrily on high…THIS IS YOUR ALARM!!!
- My ears feel like prostitutes
- Double chinned air hostess with fluff in hair
- Little girl on plane said “Babycakes”
- Frogs got finger stuck in pillow
- Hayley has dandruff
- Is it cos im cool?
- Flack it hard, flack it good, flack it just like you should