Mating Season
That's right folks, this is the time of year where all the sweeties smell the fresh newly blooming flowers, sense the magical new beggining that is spring times, and, to celebrate, begin snogging like wild bunnies in public. EVERYWHERE.
Why, even at the quad of my humble little high school, you can see the younger generation going at it. And what's best is that, even when you look in another direction or walk away, lo and behold, you'll find yet another hormone blazing couplette exchanging bodily fluids!
In all seriousness, people, I understand that its spring. You're instincts to make babies are kicking into gear, and that you are all as horny as hell (I sure am. But then again, when am I not?). But for the love of good, keep all petting, kissing, gropping, rubbing, sloberring, canoodling, necking, spooning, grabing, snuggling, making out, wuving, and any other sort of displays of affection in the privacy of your own home and not, under any circumstances, in my line of sight. Now.
That's right, I do declare, on this here live journal post, a ban on public displays of affection, lovingly know as PDAs. Anyone who DARES to not pay heed to this announcement will face dire and harsh consequences i.e. my friends and I hating you and maybe tossing random objects your way.
Thank you.
Why, even at the quad of my humble little high school, you can see the younger generation going at it. And what's best is that, even when you look in another direction or walk away, lo and behold, you'll find yet another hormone blazing couplette exchanging bodily fluids!
In all seriousness, people, I understand that its spring. You're instincts to make babies are kicking into gear, and that you are all as horny as hell (I sure am. But then again, when am I not?). But for the love of good, keep all petting, kissing, gropping, rubbing, sloberring, canoodling, necking, spooning, grabing, snuggling, making out, wuving, and any other sort of displays of affection in the privacy of your own home and not, under any circumstances, in my line of sight. Now.
That's right, I do declare, on this here live journal post, a ban on public displays of affection, lovingly know as PDAs. Anyone who DARES to not pay heed to this announcement will face dire and harsh consequences i.e. my friends and I hating you and maybe tossing random objects your way.
Thank you.