Mar 23, 2009 12:43
OKAY. I cannot get this out of my mind, so maybe if I write it down, it'll go away. First of all you should know that recently I've started watching the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I seriously forgot how much I loved this show, but I've only ever watched it with my mother before so I've only seen random episodes on TV. It's hilarious to watch from the beginning because there are a bunch of like...crappy we-don't-know-if-this-show-will-last-so-let's-not-spend-too-much-money moments. Classic.
ANYWAY. I was talking to my lovely imouto, Jen-chan about how I'm totally in love with Data (don't ask, it's just always been that way) and she responded with something like...
*puts Aiba in a Data costume*
You can totally imagine where it went from there. Total crack. Long story short, Arashi Trek: The Sexy Generation was born. (I think that's what she called it, XD) The cast? I'm glad you asked. (Everyone: Um....but we didn't....)
Lt. Commander Data - Aibacchin
Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard - Sho-chan
Commander William T. Riker - MatsuJun
Lt. Geordi La Forge - Nino
Lt. Worf - Riidah
Now, you man be questioning my choices, so let me tell you why.
Aiba is basically only Data because I love both of them...and also because Aiba suffers from emotionless dead-fish face (while modeling only) like Data does. Data and Aiba also tend to ramble, but while Data rambles about intelligent (if irrelevant) things, Aiba....doesn't. XD Sho's doesn't fit super well, but like Picard, he's hot and made of win. Plus I had to make Riidah Worf JUST because of the furrowed brow he always has....lends itself well to a Klingon forehead, LOL. Nino gets to be Geordi because they're both adorable and nerds. MatsuJun HAS to be Riker because he's a manwhore and thinks he knows everything, lol.
Without making anyone into girls, this works pretty damn well. Oh man, Jen. Srsly. I blame you entirely for this. XDDDD
*sings* "Captain, Jean-Luc Picard, U-S-S EN-TER-PRISE.......I am Locutus of Borg! You will respond to my questions.....I am Locutus of Borg! You. Are. Borg. ...........M-m-m-m-m-m-make it so, make it so...."
stupidity,
star trek,
random,
wtf,
arashi