CRAZY NEIGHBOR UPDATE V2.1
ike parks his car in the "danger zone" once again
the woman almost broke my doorbell she rang it so furiously (if that type of action can even be done furiously)
IKE: hello, can i help you?
CN(crazy neighbor):MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR I HAD 350 DOLLARS WORTH OF DAMAGE DONE TO MY CAR BECAUSE OF YOU!
IKE: there was no damage done to either car because you and i looked together
CN: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!! RABBLE RABBLE (I FORGOT THIS PART) RABBLE RABBLE
IKE: theres no need to yell, your car wasnt damaged.
CN: ILL SHOW YOU THE GODDAMN BILL! I HAD TO RENT A CAR FOR 3 DAYS!!
IKE: alright, show us.(never showed us by the way, probably because IT DOESNT EXIST)
CN: MOVE YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW BLARG RABBLE SOMETHING (FORGOT AGAIN)
at this point something really weird happens. isaac tries to go outside so he can move the car or at least pretend like he is, when, for no reason, she holds my screen door closed. they go back and forth for a good ten seconds before isaac goes:
IKE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM TRYING TO GET OUT SO I CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT!
CN: ( neither me, mitch, nor ike had any idea what was said here)
so we all go outside and she goes:
CN: JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PARK HERE!?
ME: i did.
CN: WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! YOURE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!
at this point mitch and i are laughing to hard to respond.
so we go back and forth until a "friend" of crazy neighbor (honestly he was so scared of her i would think its more a slave/master relationship) politely asks isaac to move his car. of course, we oblige.
thinking she accomplished something she gets about 2 feet from my face and gives me the evil eye
ME: dont grill me.
CN: ILL LOOK AT YOU HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
ME: alright well so can i (at this point i make my down syndrome face at her)
she is so confused by this she goes inside thus ending chapter 2 of the crazy neighbor saga. expect chapter 3 next week when isaac parks his car there once again
the woman almost broke my doorbell she rang it so furiously (if that type of action can even be done furiously)
IKE: hello, can i help you?
CN(crazy neighbor):MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR I HAD 350 DOLLARS WORTH OF DAMAGE DONE TO MY CAR BECAUSE OF YOU!
IKE: there was no damage done to either car because you and i looked together
CN: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!! RABBLE RABBLE (I FORGOT THIS PART) RABBLE RABBLE
IKE: theres no need to yell, your car wasnt damaged.
CN: ILL SHOW YOU THE GODDAMN BILL! I HAD TO RENT A CAR FOR 3 DAYS!!
IKE: alright, show us.(never showed us by the way, probably because IT DOESNT EXIST)
CN: MOVE YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW BLARG RABBLE SOMETHING (FORGOT AGAIN)
at this point something really weird happens. isaac tries to go outside so he can move the car or at least pretend like he is, when, for no reason, she holds my screen door closed. they go back and forth for a good ten seconds before isaac goes:
IKE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM TRYING TO GET OUT SO I CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT!
CN: ( neither me, mitch, nor ike had any idea what was said here)
so we all go outside and she goes:
CN: JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PARK HERE!?
ME: i did.
CN: WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! YOURE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!
at this point mitch and i are laughing to hard to respond.
so we go back and forth until a "friend" of crazy neighbor (honestly he was so scared of her i would think its more a slave/master relationship) politely asks isaac to move his car. of course, we oblige.
thinking she accomplished something she gets about 2 feet from my face and gives me the evil eye
ME: dont grill me.
CN: ILL LOOK AT YOU HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
ME: alright well so can i (at this point i make my down syndrome face at her)
she is so confused by this she goes inside thus ending chapter 2 of the crazy neighbor saga. expect chapter 3 next week when isaac parks his car there once again