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Janet appeared in the Sorting room, wearing the BDUs and kevlar vest she had been wearing when she died two years earlier. Thankfully, they were clean and lacked holes or burns from the blast that had killed her. She examined the room with interest. It was a far cry from anything she was familiar with.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Mozzerella, I guess. Fried. I don't eat it too often, since it's not exactly the healthiest food. But since it's tasty, I overlook that little detail every now and then."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Is that really necessary? Sure, they're both annoying but if everyone went out and killed anyone that annoyed him there'd be no people left in the world."
3. What time is it where you are?
"I'm not entirely sure, honestly. There wasn't any time where I was. It was late afternoon on P3X-666 before, though." She paused and gave a dry laugh. "Ironic numbering."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"As someone who has just presumably returned from the dead, I can assure you that I have no desire in sexually harassing anyone at the moment. I think I'm a bit more concerned with where 'here' is and why exactly this Oma Desala person thought I would be better off here than still dead."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"That sounds like a very bad idea to me. I guess it would be good for business if the customers couldn't see the prices until they were too intoxicated to care. In the highly unlikely situation that I'd own a bar, I suppose I'd call it 'ADH.'" She looked around to see if anyone got her joke, but suspected that few, if any, would.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't know about you, but patching up casualties in a war against self-styled mythological beings soured me on mythology. He should chose whoever he can see himself with for a long time. Not objecting to your career path would also be a plus, and something I wish I'd realized when I was younger."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh, paperwork. If you have an answer, let me know. I'd appreciate it. Do you know how much paperwork is produced by some of the things that go on in the SGC? Sometimes it makes me wonder if the Replicators had decided to look like paper instead of little metal bugs. At least the records I keep are occasionally interesting. I never thought I would be changing the status of a patient from 'dead' to 'alive' a year after the fact."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless? I was hand-picked by General Hammond to be the chief medical officer of the Stargate program! And I hardly think a useless person would have kept their sanity in some of the situations I've dealt with, much less aided in finding solutions."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"I don't have much on me right now. My sidearm and some medical equipment I didn't put in my field kit, it looks like. I suppose I could offer free medical advice."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______JF______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____JF_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______JF_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______JF_______"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Mozzerella, I guess. Fried. I don't eat it too often, since it's not exactly the healthiest food. But since it's tasty, I overlook that little detail every now and then."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Is that really necessary? Sure, they're both annoying but if everyone went out and killed anyone that annoyed him there'd be no people left in the world."
3. What time is it where you are?
"I'm not entirely sure, honestly. There wasn't any time where I was. It was late afternoon on P3X-666 before, though." She paused and gave a dry laugh. "Ironic numbering."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"As someone who has just presumably returned from the dead, I can assure you that I have no desire in sexually harassing anyone at the moment. I think I'm a bit more concerned with where 'here' is and why exactly this Oma Desala person thought I would be better off here than still dead."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"That sounds like a very bad idea to me. I guess it would be good for business if the customers couldn't see the prices until they were too intoxicated to care. In the highly unlikely situation that I'd own a bar, I suppose I'd call it 'ADH.'" She looked around to see if anyone got her joke, but suspected that few, if any, would.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't know about you, but patching up casualties in a war against self-styled mythological beings soured me on mythology. He should chose whoever he can see himself with for a long time. Not objecting to your career path would also be a plus, and something I wish I'd realized when I was younger."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh, paperwork. If you have an answer, let me know. I'd appreciate it. Do you know how much paperwork is produced by some of the things that go on in the SGC? Sometimes it makes me wonder if the Replicators had decided to look like paper instead of little metal bugs. At least the records I keep are occasionally interesting. I never thought I would be changing the status of a patient from 'dead' to 'alive' a year after the fact."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless? I was hand-picked by General Hammond to be the chief medical officer of the Stargate program! And I hardly think a useless person would have kept their sanity in some of the situations I've dealt with, much less aided in finding solutions."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"I don't have much on me right now. My sidearm and some medical equipment I didn't put in my field kit, it looks like. I suppose I could offer free medical advice."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______JF______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____JF_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______JF_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______JF_______"