Dec 21, 2007 20:34
Mike Huckabee, who prefers to be a Christian, was sitting at home one night when there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" said Huckabee. Realizing no one else was home, his cheeks filled with a prickly, hot shame.
Huckabee opened the door to find Ron Paul and Tom Tancredo standing on his front step.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Huckabee.
"I don't have a home" said Ron Paul.
Huckabee turned to Tom Tancredo and asked "And you?"
"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." Replied Tom Tancredo.
"What?"