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Apr 23, 2006 14:16

Well hello there livejournal, I heard you could help me build a 'virtually' permanent monument to a present thought cluster. Let's see, the band I'm listening to is Freezepop (I guess that's something a human might say). It's very nice (said in Borat voice), kinda like getting a head massage from tiny spiders... that's actually too scary to think about so it's time to think about something else... hmmm.... what should I think about?... (each '.' = 20 seconds, not counting the one occuring after the closed parenthese, which is just a sentence ending period). <--- that one

After reading what I just wrote, I realize what I just said may not have made a lot of sense, but if you just bear with me a moment, I'm sure I can communicate something which, if not profound, will be at least coherent. I promise. <--- 4

Dear occupant, if you have not seen the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode "Jacksonville" you should do so at your earliest convenience.

Dave: Colleen, would you be a dear and get me 100 cc's of bolgerdrine, stat!

And now, a series I call ORIGINS:

Jim Fortier/Conan: It's true. Everyone should know this. Space Ghost was a space man who had an embarrassing death.

Dave Willis: Flashback. Space Ghost reaches into his aquarium with an electric shaver.

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Dr. Fishopolis! You need a shave!

Matt Maiellaro: (makes electric explosion noise.)

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Agh! A shave!

Matt Maiellaro: (makes electric explosion noise.)

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Agh! A shave!

Matt Maiellaro: (makes electric explosion noise.)

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Agh!

Dave Willis: Back to set.

C. Martin Croker/Zorak: A shave! (laughs) A shave! (laughs)

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Dr. Fishopolis!!

Mike Lazzo: This Fishopolis thing bothers me back to back like that.

Matt Maiellaro: What if he yelled "No" before it? You're remembering this thing that you made up how you died. Then you come out of this fantasy of how you died.

George Lowe: You're adding "No" there?

Matt Maiellaro: This fish that you've never even owned.

Mike Lazzo: And you're shaving it.

Dave Willis: No! Dr. Fishopolis!

Matt Maiellaro: Yeah, try adding a "No" in front of that.

George Lowe/Space Ghost: No! Dr. Fishopolis!!

Jim Fortier/Conan: Face it, Space Ghost! You're a space man that choked on a muffin!

George Lowe/Space Ghost: No, no. You're thinking of Space Cop.

Jim Fortier/Conan: I saw that on the WB, actually. They'll carry anything. Ha ha ha ha ha!

George Lowe/Space Ghost: Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at my hand, Conan. It's glistening with sweat.

See! That was sorta profound. Except not really. At all. Well, it appears that I have reneged on the promise I had previously labeled 4.

Should my Auto-Format HTML be set to 'Yes; links and line breaks'? That's what it's set at so I'm afraid to touch it.
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