I'm the jerk, life's not fair
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Sometimes...
"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?"
--Mitch Hedberg
i like writing(see last entry). i wanna be a rock star, but dreams will be dreams. fake it til you make it.
; )