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1.Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Julie Andrews I think
2. Where was your first kiss?
School disco (actual disco at school)
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Yes, vengefully.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Only out of love.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Buttocks.
7. What really turns you on?
Genital stimulation.
8: What do you order at Starbucks:
Only if I'm at the big Sainsburys with a hangover, then I have strawberries and cream frapputhing and a shredded steak sandwich.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
I don't know yet. Many mistakes have turned out to be quite the opposite with more hindsight.
10: Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes.
11. Say something totally random about you:
My ulcer's giving me gyp.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
When young and slender, Tim Burgess; more recently Al Murray, Pub Landlord :(((((((
13. Do you still watch children’s’ movies or TV shows?
I only watch childrens/adolescents' movies (e.g. ones starring The Rock)
14. Did you have braces?
No, I have near perfect teeth.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes, it suits me.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Agreed to stop throwing things at me.
17. When do you know it's love?
You know. Except when you don't til it's too late. Or when you think you know but you don't.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Half-arsed German but barely even that. Wish I spoke more/better foreign.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Just the once.
20. What magazines do you read?
Too many. More or less regularly: New Scientist, XXL, Private Eye, Viz, Terrorizer, Source, Wire, Wired...
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
No.
23. Do you watch MTV?
No.
24. What’s something that really annoys you?
My forgetfulness
25. What's something you really like?
Cheese, Bears, Lazy Sundays.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Yes.
27. Can you dance?
Only when the spirit takes me - rarely.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
A couple of days I think.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
No. I am immortal.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Oh yes I just remembered... when I was about 4, with my lip split open.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes as it happens.
Julie Andrews I think
2. Where was your first kiss?
School disco (actual disco at school)
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Yes, vengefully.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Only out of love.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Buttocks.
7. What really turns you on?
Genital stimulation.
8: What do you order at Starbucks:
Only if I'm at the big Sainsburys with a hangover, then I have strawberries and cream frapputhing and a shredded steak sandwich.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
I don't know yet. Many mistakes have turned out to be quite the opposite with more hindsight.
10: Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes.
11. Say something totally random about you:
My ulcer's giving me gyp.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
When young and slender, Tim Burgess; more recently Al Murray, Pub Landlord :(((((((
13. Do you still watch children’s’ movies or TV shows?
I only watch childrens/adolescents' movies (e.g. ones starring The Rock)
14. Did you have braces?
No, I have near perfect teeth.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes, it suits me.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Agreed to stop throwing things at me.
17. When do you know it's love?
You know. Except when you don't til it's too late. Or when you think you know but you don't.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Half-arsed German but barely even that. Wish I spoke more/better foreign.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Just the once.
20. What magazines do you read?
Too many. More or less regularly: New Scientist, XXL, Private Eye, Viz, Terrorizer, Source, Wire, Wired...
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
No.
23. Do you watch MTV?
No.
24. What’s something that really annoys you?
My forgetfulness
25. What's something you really like?
Cheese, Bears, Lazy Sundays.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Yes.
27. Can you dance?
Only when the spirit takes me - rarely.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
A couple of days I think.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
No. I am immortal.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Oh yes I just remembered... when I was about 4, with my lip split open.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes as it happens.