Are you a Technophile or Technophobe? I was going to say phobe, but, as I thought about it, I actually can use technology. Well: work-related technology.
* I know how to use a cell phone and break it
* I know how to use a CD player
* I know how to use a computer
* I know how to use the plasma in the conference room
* I also know how to ignorecheck my email.
* And there's every piece of medical equipment to date.
Other than that, I'll leave the new stuff to the kids.