Response #24
Dear Dr Clive,
I live next door to this really rich guy. He's basically perfect. He's hot, he's famous, he's really really nice. Plus, he keeps inviting me to do stuff with him, like ride in his private plane (is that a come on? I'm not sure...) The only problem is, he's head over heels for my cousin, who keeps pushing this lez golf star on me. Oh, and she's married to this like, white supremacist asshole (my cousin, not the lesbian). Who's cheating on her. What should I do?
Love,
Lonely in West Egg
Dear Egg,
Don't get too attached to the rich wanker. Mechanic 1, Playboy 0.
Don't ask how I know these things. I'm a fucking professional.
Professionally,
Dr. Clive
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I live next door to this really rich guy. He's basically perfect. He's hot, he's famous, he's really really nice. Plus, he keeps inviting me to do stuff with him, like ride in his private plane (is that a come on? I'm not sure...) The only problem is, he's head over heels for my cousin, who keeps pushing this lez golf star on me. Oh, and she's married to this like, white supremacist asshole (my cousin, not the lesbian). Who's cheating on her. What should I do?
Love,
Lonely in West Egg
Dear Egg,
Don't get too attached to the rich wanker. Mechanic 1, Playboy 0.
Don't ask how I know these things. I'm a fucking professional.
Professionally,
Dr. Clive
Got a question? Need some advice? Comment here. Do not use this entry's comments to ask a new question, you malodorous twit.