Wouldn't It Be Nice? Yes, It Fucking Would

[dr_anitacoffee]

I'm just saying - it would not be the worst thing in the world if somebody invented some sort of testing reagent that you lick or blow on or something and it tells you if you're having:

a) an asthma attack
b) a panic attack
c) heartburn
d) a heart attack

Seriously, scientists. We already achieved four-hour erections for octogenarians, maybe it's time to focus on something else.