Metro ZOO: 10 of our Gorillas Have Escaped...

Dec 05, 2004 00:08

And i have found them, i played basketball against them and they killed us. 15 - 7. but thats not the point i had a good day except one thing was missing, my Amorcito wasnt there, i need someone to massage my knee after every game, and i had nothing, i had my sister do it but thats not sexy at all. anyways, we didnt win too bad so sad, we get them next year tiger, some girl said to me on the way hoeme, ohh wait no that didnt happen. i think i wouldve played worse if frances was their i wouldnt have been able to pay attention,i would have been to bus doing two things, (A) i wouldve been staring at her big ass as she went by on sidelines or (B) staring at her wonderful wonderful rack. So maybe oit was for the better.

For some odd reason ive have found two new things this week, (a) i guess i like it rough from time to time. Frances had just given me little tap in the face and a lil shove and i was turned on and the movement in the pants was on. by far i think that im not into the rough sex but a little stuglee from time to time is nice... Right babes... haha... and (b) i think something else is wrong with me, i was strangley attracted to my drama teachers crazy girl character, she ahd a pet rock and dragon and chained up a kid that she met on the street to be her "friend" forever... now that i have said that and i know the look of your face Frances, yes that look you put, dont deny it... i love you and your the onyl crazy girl i love and will ever love muah i love you...

you know at times i wish i woiuldnt have to go home form frances' house. i find myself in a state of peace of happiness i dont get from anything else. i love to be in her arms and me wrap mine around herbody. the feel of her on me in the bets hing ive ever felt, i wish instead coming home i can just join he rin her room and lay with her and cuddle, i could die at that moment and i would be content with what i have. Muah i love you...

and now for some bullshit story i wrote for m friend adriansenglish class it was done around 2 in the morning tuesday and ofcourse the effects of my tiredness are reflected in it so here it goes... it is called "judge"

It’s kind of warm, and the sun breaks through the windows blinds. The suns rays beat down on my face causing me to wake from my slumber. As I awoke I heard the sound of my stomachs roar echo in my body. The roar turned into a beckoning chant which said, “Hello, “Judge” it’s been a day since I have tasted any food…” The voice set off a spark which shot up my spine and into my brain… and its said to me, “go off in search of the “Holy Mushroom” your stomach beckons it and you shall go retrieve it, may it pacify you forever and shall give you great strength…” After hearing this I sprang up from bed and stood in front of the mirror, I rubbed my eyes and snared another pill; I swallowed it and said “I am way too tired, I need another day of sleep.” After an hour or so, I was once again awoken, but this time by a dream. In the dream I had retrieved the mushroom and I had grown stronger, taller, and more powerful than ever before, I was flying and…” I screamed and said “Holy Mushroom here I come!!!”
I stepped outside to see the world had changed, the buildings were no longer dark and gloomy, and they were now red and blue and vibrant. As I walked many other people spoke of their recent escapades. Getting to a street corner now miles away from my abode a man stepped up to me and asked me why he had not seen me in these far ends of town before? I answered swiftly, “I have never been told by my Brain to go in Search of a mushroom before.” The man stepped back and said “You are going the wrong way, the “Fields of Shroom”, are just fifty miles south of this corner.” As he said this to me I heard a ringing sound come from his finger. He held the finger to his ear then to his mouth and said “My friend, if my mother was not calling me to go home before the street lights came on, I would lead you to the Fields myself. But I can’t… go… go and before you do…” he stopped speaking, he laid open his hand revealing a screen; the screen was lighting up in many different colors: red, yellow, green, and then blue. Blue became the prominent color until a shade of green began to appear and create a large Neon Mushroom. It glowed and had a branding on its side it said… “Holy Mushroom”, I went to reach for it but it reached out at me first, it released a smoke like stream from the screen into my nose and it lifted me off the ground, its smell made me float higher and higher until I noticed, I never left the ground to begin with. But as I looked around me I saw that the street corner was gone and a large field was beyond me.
I took two steps and before me stood a dwarf, no more than three feet tall he hit my shin, he said “hello there, I am Lateralu, how are you “Judge?” I asked him how he knew my name, and he said “I Am.” He showed me a small potion in which he said, “Watch what happens when I drink from this, this will help on your journey for the “Holy Mushroom” He drank the potion and he grew to be four feet tall, but his arms were much stronger and much bigger than his legs were now and seemed to be able to lift me up with one finger. “You must use this in your time of need. You shall know when this is, and when this time comes you’ll know how to use it.” With a cross of the arms and twitch of the nose the Lateralu disappeared into thin air.
I walked for a bout a mile and finally the giant mushroom, it was not so enormous anymore, only about two inches in diameter. I picked it up and took a bite, savored it till the last bit was crushed betwixt my teeth, it went down my esophagus and into my stomach and as it feel it echoed inside my body. But as it began to spring a set of arms and legs and began to pulverize your insides and made you extremely dizzy and made you lose consciousness. As your body hit the ground your spirit came loose and you were able to see yourself lying on the ground dead. You reached into your pocket and…
Your pocket had contained the potion Lateralu had given you and your spirit drank it and flew into your stomach. It had to fight the Mushroom. The Spirit drank some and became bigger and stronger than the mushroom and began to kill it. The mushroom screamed in agony. But the spirit was ruthless. The spirit over took the mushroom and had awoken me from my near infinite slumber. As I awoke I found myself back at the corner in which I met the man who showed me the way to the Fields.
I stepped into my home were everything was normal, my mind was calm just like the ocean around my home was calm my stomach was no longer singing its sirens song. It had been pacified by the intense war it fought with hunger. I reached into my pocket and there it was what my soul needed, what my brain needed, the potion had turned into another bottle of pills. I stepped in front of the mirror and grabbed another hand full, place them in my mouth and watched the suns rays roll down my cheek to down to my feet, my blinds were no longer being attacked by them and I can now sleep till my body reminds me I am not Eternal.
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