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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave staying_clean a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole do_me_like_u_do's purse (30 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I helped emolock across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-22 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
dr34ming4ever