Hold me down
I'm just a guy that never tried, I'm just a stupid fuck with brilliant luck...and sometimes a bright idea. So shower me in a chorus of compliments and verse I don't deserve, I might run,
but I'll never hide.
Somedays, I wish I'd just learn my lesson.
I should probably quit driving or something.
I'm postive that I have the WORST luck with cops. EVER.
I got another ticket today.
That brings my running total to 6.
Somethign I've noticed is that I got pulled over for things people do all the time.
Lets take a look:
1. Speeding on Pinelake Drive (one of the roads behind Circuit City, basically the main road of North River Shores) - 40 in a 25. Just a month and a half after getting my license. Cop didn't cut me one bit of a slack, even though i was a new driver. Thanks, man. $180.50
2. Failure to yield in a traffic circle - at the Jensen Beach roundabout - 9 o'clock at night, and the cop said that he pulled me over/ticketed me because i didn't yield to him, and if he didn't stop, i would have hit him. Um...yeah. thats retarded. The last person I'd ever cut off would be a cop. $115.50
3. Speeding on Kanner Highway (the section in between Monetray and U.S. 1) - 60 in a 40. right after school. Like I'm the only person who does 60 on Kanner. $205.50
4. Speeding on I-70/Okeechobee Road (up in Fort Pierce) - 72 in a 55. COME ON! its a fucking highway! Seriously! $180.50
5. Speeding on Willoughby (like 2 blocks north of Pomeroy) - don't remember the speed in this one. But, i was haulin' ass trying to get to my last hs class ever. frickin' black highway patrol officer. basically laughed at me when i told him i was speeding to get to my last class. I was late anyway. $205.50.
6. Failure to stop at a stop sign - right at the end of my street. I'd bet an arm, a leg, and one of my nuts that if a cop hid himself just so he could see people failingto stop all day long, he'd make a killing. Right there. hell, any of the stop signs in my neighborhood. He'd get all kinds of people. fucking SOCCER MOMS don't stop. and I get caught. whatever. $115.50.
In the end, i'm pretty sure i'm the dumbest motherfucker i've ever met.
but I'll never hide.
Somedays, I wish I'd just learn my lesson.
I should probably quit driving or something.
I'm postive that I have the WORST luck with cops. EVER.
I got another ticket today.
That brings my running total to 6.
Somethign I've noticed is that I got pulled over for things people do all the time.
Lets take a look:
1. Speeding on Pinelake Drive (one of the roads behind Circuit City, basically the main road of North River Shores) - 40 in a 25. Just a month and a half after getting my license. Cop didn't cut me one bit of a slack, even though i was a new driver. Thanks, man. $180.50
2. Failure to yield in a traffic circle - at the Jensen Beach roundabout - 9 o'clock at night, and the cop said that he pulled me over/ticketed me because i didn't yield to him, and if he didn't stop, i would have hit him. Um...yeah. thats retarded. The last person I'd ever cut off would be a cop. $115.50
3. Speeding on Kanner Highway (the section in between Monetray and U.S. 1) - 60 in a 40. right after school. Like I'm the only person who does 60 on Kanner. $205.50
4. Speeding on I-70/Okeechobee Road (up in Fort Pierce) - 72 in a 55. COME ON! its a fucking highway! Seriously! $180.50
5. Speeding on Willoughby (like 2 blocks north of Pomeroy) - don't remember the speed in this one. But, i was haulin' ass trying to get to my last hs class ever. frickin' black highway patrol officer. basically laughed at me when i told him i was speeding to get to my last class. I was late anyway. $205.50.
6. Failure to stop at a stop sign - right at the end of my street. I'd bet an arm, a leg, and one of my nuts that if a cop hid himself just so he could see people failingto stop all day long, he'd make a killing. Right there. hell, any of the stop signs in my neighborhood. He'd get all kinds of people. fucking SOCCER MOMS don't stop. and I get caught. whatever. $115.50.
In the end, i'm pretty sure i'm the dumbest motherfucker i've ever met.