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M: Why don't you eat your vegetables!?
D: I eat them.
M: Oh yeah!? When!?
D: When I'm at Nadders!
M: Why?!
D: ...
M: Do they taste better? Does he make them better!?
D: ...YES!! OK, HE MAKES THEM BETTER!
(Insert Mom with mouth half open, as if she was mentally challenged for 5 min. here.)
5-10 min. later
M: ...I have a book on it, if you want to rea-
D: -No that's ok I don't want to read it, I'm a guy if you didn't notice.
M: Guys like to read!
D: No guys I know.
M: Guys do too like to read! Most authors are male.
D: Ok? So what? That doesn't matter- cos the people who are reading those books are females.
D: I eat them.
M: Oh yeah!? When!?
D: When I'm at Nadders!
M: Why?!
D: ...
M: Do they taste better? Does he make them better!?
D: ...YES!! OK, HE MAKES THEM BETTER!
(Insert Mom with mouth half open, as if she was mentally challenged for 5 min. here.)
5-10 min. later
M: ...I have a book on it, if you want to rea-
D: -No that's ok I don't want to read it, I'm a guy if you didn't notice.
M: Guys like to read!
D: No guys I know.
M: Guys do too like to read! Most authors are male.
D: Ok? So what? That doesn't matter- cos the people who are reading those books are females.