Tidbits
How in the hell is it already October? Seriously. I keep waiting for my Indian summer and I don't think it's going to happen. I've busted out sweaters already and I'm not ready for it! STOP THE MADNESS.
The weekend was good. I've made a new friend, Charlene, who is a nutjob, like myself, so we're reinventing fun for two single ladies. She's recently separated from her dink of a husband and she's loud and obnoxious and likes to feed me tequila because I get giggly. Who knew.
Did anyone watch Dane Cook on SNL? Perhaps you're not fans of his [yet], but I highly suggest checking him out. And if you need audio clips of his insanity to help you decide to become a fan, please let me know and I will hook you up. Anyway, he's a funny, hot, sexy piece of man that just happens to be absolutely hilarious, which really, what more could you want in a man?
I have an alcoholic drink for ya'll to try. It's called Framboise and it's a Belgian beer and it tastes like raspberries. Not beer with raspberry flavoring, but like raspberry jam. I've been drinking it a lot lately and I'm in love with it, so you should all join in my joy and try some. Go now. It's 5:00 somewhere.
Things I NEVER want to see, EVER: Screech's sex tape. Sweet Jesus, who had sex with this man in the first place and why would you allow ANYONE to tape it to remind you that you did have sex with him?! I hope serious hallucinogenics were used in the making of that tape.
How sad is it that I'm actually looking forward to me Lean Cuisine today?
The weekend was good. I've made a new friend, Charlene, who is a nutjob, like myself, so we're reinventing fun for two single ladies. She's recently separated from her dink of a husband and she's loud and obnoxious and likes to feed me tequila because I get giggly. Who knew.
Did anyone watch Dane Cook on SNL? Perhaps you're not fans of his [yet], but I highly suggest checking him out. And if you need audio clips of his insanity to help you decide to become a fan, please let me know and I will hook you up. Anyway, he's a funny, hot, sexy piece of man that just happens to be absolutely hilarious, which really, what more could you want in a man?
I have an alcoholic drink for ya'll to try. It's called Framboise and it's a Belgian beer and it tastes like raspberries. Not beer with raspberry flavoring, but like raspberry jam. I've been drinking it a lot lately and I'm in love with it, so you should all join in my joy and try some. Go now. It's 5:00 somewhere.
Things I NEVER want to see, EVER: Screech's sex tape. Sweet Jesus, who had sex with this man in the first place and why would you allow ANYONE to tape it to remind you that you did have sex with him?! I hope serious hallucinogenics were used in the making of that tape.
How sad is it that I'm actually looking forward to me Lean Cuisine today?