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I survived the weekend! Hooray!
I did drink far too much and probably allowed far too many men to see my ta-tas, but y'know...that's what parade day is all about! Alcohol and nudity!
All right, that's a lie. Well, a half lie. I did drink a lot of beer, but no one got to see my boobs. I think a couple of dudes purposely pushed their backs/elbows/chins (they were short men) into them, but that doesn't count because I got absolutely no enjoyment out of it at all. It's hard to convey the fun had on parade day, but it was a very good day. And night. And I didn't have to beat on anyone or anything the entire day, so that's a big bonus. I only had to tell one person about himself and that's because he was accosting me on the street and frankly, I do not deal well with random strangers yelling at me to give them 50 cents. {And when I say yelling, I mean screaming and pushing his finger into my coat and trying to grab my pocket.} Arsehole.
I FINALLY saw 'Walk the Line' and let me just say...I ♥ Johnny Cash, but I need to get this soundtrack. I am so blown away with Joaquin Phoenix. I have loved him and wanted to bear his babies for a very long time, but holy lord. The man just oozes hotness and sexiness and I just want to lick his scar. Yes.
Ok, I just had to share this because if you work or have worked in an office like mine, you'd completely understand the ridiculousness of this picture. Not to mention, people do come in to work dressed like this and it is even more frightening in person.
I did drink far too much and probably allowed far too many men to see my ta-tas, but y'know...that's what parade day is all about! Alcohol and nudity!
All right, that's a lie. Well, a half lie. I did drink a lot of beer, but no one got to see my boobs. I think a couple of dudes purposely pushed their backs/elbows/chins (they were short men) into them, but that doesn't count because I got absolutely no enjoyment out of it at all. It's hard to convey the fun had on parade day, but it was a very good day. And night. And I didn't have to beat on anyone or anything the entire day, so that's a big bonus. I only had to tell one person about himself and that's because he was accosting me on the street and frankly, I do not deal well with random strangers yelling at me to give them 50 cents. {And when I say yelling, I mean screaming and pushing his finger into my coat and trying to grab my pocket.} Arsehole.
I FINALLY saw 'Walk the Line' and let me just say...I ♥ Johnny Cash, but I need to get this soundtrack. I am so blown away with Joaquin Phoenix. I have loved him and wanted to bear his babies for a very long time, but holy lord. The man just oozes hotness and sexiness and I just want to lick his scar. Yes.
Ok, I just had to share this because if you work or have worked in an office like mine, you'd completely understand the ridiculousness of this picture. Not to mention, people do come in to work dressed like this and it is even more frightening in person.