sweeeeeeet emoooootion
There are many times when I wish I had cable television. Those times include when I have a massive insomnia attack and can't sleep and need the boring humdrum of electric hand mixers and snazzy juicers to lull me to sleep; when the harsh and rugged Road Rulers challenge the Snarky Real Worlders to a dual in the Raging Inferno Battle of the Sexes part 28; when I have watched all of 32 seconds of a State of the Union speech and start to daydream about W. with devil horns....You know, times like that.
Then, there are those moments in life when I am so thankful I do not have cable and decided to forego throwing money to yet another utility in favor of paying off bills (yeah, sure.) And that time would be now. I'm in the minority when it comes to those wacky Nielson families, but not even the once beloved JC Chasez could make me watch Brit Brit and Kevbo parade around in Dukes of Hazzard-esque costumes, drinking Starbucks. No.
Not that I'm not loving all of your updates, trust me. I just don't need the visual.
AND, with that said, I have two other things to say.
1. Attention goodcharlotte.com! PLEASE, for the love of all things that are holy, send me my damn tickets. I'm tired of being patient and I'm tired of delays. Please be better by the next tour or I'm going to have to use the alternative (the dreaded ticketmaster) and you and I both don't want that to happen.
2. I've decided I'm going to start writing a book. As much as this might sound like a joke or a - HAHAHA! That's funny, KB! - it's 100 SERIOUS business. And this time, it's not going to be a children's story. I'm going BIG KID SIZE, babies. I'm actually very excited.
Then, there are those moments in life when I am so thankful I do not have cable and decided to forego throwing money to yet another utility in favor of paying off bills (yeah, sure.) And that time would be now. I'm in the minority when it comes to those wacky Nielson families, but not even the once beloved JC Chasez could make me watch Brit Brit and Kevbo parade around in Dukes of Hazzard-esque costumes, drinking Starbucks. No.
Not that I'm not loving all of your updates, trust me. I just don't need the visual.
AND, with that said, I have two other things to say.
1. Attention goodcharlotte.com! PLEASE, for the love of all things that are holy, send me my damn tickets. I'm tired of being patient and I'm tired of delays. Please be better by the next tour or I'm going to have to use the alternative (the dreaded ticketmaster) and you and I both don't want that to happen.
2. I've decided I'm going to start writing a book. As much as this might sound like a joke or a - HAHAHA! That's funny, KB! - it's 100 SERIOUS business. And this time, it's not going to be a children's story. I'm going BIG KID SIZE, babies. I'm actually very excited.