Guess Who's Back, Back Again

Jun 21, 2006 12:50

I read The Da Vinci Code the other day, and I can see why it has become such a popular novel. I link the word novel because many people who've read the book have become overzealous in the way the novel depicts religious zealots; i.e. this is a work of fiction, not meant to be the fucking agnostic bible. Now don't misunderstand my disposition, I would very much like to expose the heinous lie that has become the Catholic Church, I'm just saying don't become dillusioned and start believing Robert Langdon exists here in the real world.

But back to the point before this becomes a religious rant that would surely get his juice flowing.

I rather enjoyed the 451 pages of blasphemy, despite its need to employ cliffhanger endings at every fucking chapter. The author managed to evolve into some type of puppeteer, playing into my intellectual egotism with every convoluted metaphor. My only complaint, aside from the aforementioned, is that fact that millions of people who read this book suddenly think they know something about anything.

My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend and I'm going to tell you the same thing I told him- Sometimes I get to thinking I would like to have a girlfriend, then I masturbate and the feeling goes away.

To all the Shaq haters out there, and I know I among legions of them, how sweet victory is...

its good to be back
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