I had a dream last night wherein I met a known sex offender and promptly called him a freak because he was making obvious advances on me. Later in the dream, I felt bad for calling someone a freak, so I approached him and said “Listen, I shouldn’t have called you a freak. That was wrong. You just make me uncomfortable, and if you ever touch me again, I will skin you.” And then I promptly walked away with a scathing look.
AU where Moriarty does community service with SVU and gets paired with Det. Stabler and neither of them takes shit from child abusers? Anyone? I’m just picturing the worst rage scenes in the interview rooms with Stabler pummeling the suspect and Moriarty pointing and cackling like a nutter in the corner.
Have I ever mentioned how ridiculous my dreams are? I worry myself...