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I wish my life was like the movie 'Knocked Up.'
Minus the whole getting pregnant thing.
Actually, I just want to be friends with all the guys in that movie.
Because they are hilarious.
'So wasnt it weird when you joined the taliban, being american and all?'
'Because your face looks like vagina.'
'You look like Babe Ruths gay brother, GAYbe Ruth.'
'Where we're going, we need no roads.'
'This is freakin me out man!'
'So what'd you do at work today? Lifted my brother.'
'Dont applaud! Hes going to drop him!'
'Is that Bens rabi? No I think its Matisyahu.'
'Shut up late John Lennon.'
'I shouldnt have gone in there! DONT GO IN THERE!'
'You want to trade boyfriends? Just kidding... kinda.'
'I love kids.'
'She lika the way your cock taste!'
'There are five different kinds of chairs in this hotel room. One guys job is just looking for chairs.'
'Chairs are so weird when you're not sitting in them.'
I'm sorry. I'm stupid.
Minus the whole getting pregnant thing.
Actually, I just want to be friends with all the guys in that movie.
Because they are hilarious.
'So wasnt it weird when you joined the taliban, being american and all?'
'Because your face looks like vagina.'
'You look like Babe Ruths gay brother, GAYbe Ruth.'
'Where we're going, we need no roads.'
'This is freakin me out man!'
'So what'd you do at work today? Lifted my brother.'
'Dont applaud! Hes going to drop him!'
'Is that Bens rabi? No I think its Matisyahu.'
'Shut up late John Lennon.'
'I shouldnt have gone in there! DONT GO IN THERE!'
'You want to trade boyfriends? Just kidding... kinda.'
'I love kids.'
'She lika the way your cock taste!'
'There are five different kinds of chairs in this hotel room. One guys job is just looking for chairs.'
'Chairs are so weird when you're not sitting in them.'
I'm sorry. I'm stupid.