I'm free.

[doyouhearthem]

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?

Ah, Luna was lovely last night. Could you see it from where you are, Doctor?

Hopes may rise on the Grasmere
But honey pie, you're not safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town...I am among you. Among the stars once again,

Comments

[bertiewwooster]

You can nip about in space and time and suchlike as well? Blimey, there are a lot of you hanging about in this community...

One can't help but

((curious!Bertie is curious. The Master fascinates him more than is good for him))

[doyouhearthem]

Oh yes. Every member of my kind can travel through time as easily as a fish through water... we simply need the right equipment, which is what I had been building for myself these past few weeks.

...I'm feeling generous today, Mister Wooster.

[bertiewwooster]

You're a... whatsit, a Time Lord, then? Like the Doctor? And- equipment? You mean to say a ship of some variety? Dash it, what's it called, um- a TARDIS? If that's the word I seek.

Generous? How do you mean?

[doyouhearthem]

Yes... Indeed, we are the last few left alive. And no, I'm afraid I can't build a TARDIS; they're grown, not made, and the Doctor has the last. I've made the next best thing... not bigger on the inside than the outside, but it'll service well enough.

I'm taking River for a ride. Perhaps I could give you a spin, too.

[bertiewwooster]

Oh my. Dashed unfortunate, that; decidedly unfortunate. Rather a mild way of putting it, I'm sure, but, well, you know what I mean.

Take me for a ride? As in- a jaunt 'round time and space and all the rest of it? Well, I must say, it's bally tempting, old fruit, but do you really think B. Wooster's the sort of chap you want on that sort of trip? I mean to say- you're a brainy sort of cove, and young River's certainly up there in the grey matter department as well; I'm just... well, you know. Nothing special, what?

Still, though...