Jun 23, 2010 18:13
No! Our spare bedrooms are not available for you to move in the day you enquire about it.
No! You cannot keep three dogs when the contract states no pets.
No! Your parents can't move in.
No! You are not above paying the bills just because you don't like technology.
No! You cannot have 15 spare keys cut.
No! You can't use the spare room to smoke meat.
Just... No!
Sorry about that, we've been getting people calling about the spare room and some of the things they think they can get away with is rediculous. Admittedly, one of those statements is a joke.
Try and guess which one.