What I've learned today
1). Don't submit your coursework 30 minutes before the deadline. It is possible (I'm living proof), but it isn't something that I'd recommend.
2.) According to niblick III's younger sister, my name is now Eareth (Thank you hereditary scruffy doctor's handwriting).
3.) Don't sleep in the subway ;P
Jokes of the day - I missed a day so I'll add an extra one
Joke 1
A cop is monitoring traffic on highway 22. During his shift, he notices a car going at an unusually slow speed. Since this could cause just as much trouble as someone speeding, the cop gets the driver to pull over. In the car, there is a couple in the back who look like they're in shock and an old woman at the wheel.
"D'ya know what speed you were driving at ma'am?" the cop asked.
"I was keeping to the speed limit officer," the lady replied. "22 miles an hour."
The cop then explains to the woman that the number on the sign is the number of the highway, not the speed limit. After the misunderstanding, he looks at the couple in the back seat again and asks the driver what is wrong with them.
The driver replies "I just came off highway 135."
Joke 2
What is the difference between art and porn?
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A government grant.
2.) According to niblick III's younger sister, my name is now Eareth (Thank you hereditary scruffy doctor's handwriting).
3.) Don't sleep in the subway ;P
Jokes of the day - I missed a day so I'll add an extra one
Joke 1
A cop is monitoring traffic on highway 22. During his shift, he notices a car going at an unusually slow speed. Since this could cause just as much trouble as someone speeding, the cop gets the driver to pull over. In the car, there is a couple in the back who look like they're in shock and an old woman at the wheel.
"D'ya know what speed you were driving at ma'am?" the cop asked.
"I was keeping to the speed limit officer," the lady replied. "22 miles an hour."
The cop then explains to the woman that the number on the sign is the number of the highway, not the speed limit. After the misunderstanding, he looks at the couple in the back seat again and asks the driver what is wrong with them.
The driver replies "I just came off highway 135."
Joke 2
What is the difference between art and porn?
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A government grant.