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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped
uknowwhoiam see the light (8 points). In July I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I stole
wongsboy's purse (-30 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I gave
pistonbballfan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-27 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
downwpigeons