Short Purple Emerson Shorts
I have these little tiny gym shorts that I love. They are purple and have Emerson in gold letters spelled out across the butt. They are so adorable and I love wearing them while excercising because all the guys look.
However, I cannot wear them anymore.
I went to the gym yesterday (for the first time in ages). And I was so excited to wear my cute, little shorts. When I got there, I saw this really huge-big-fat-hairy-middle aged guy WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHORTS. The shorts barely made it past his crotch and he had a huge belly hanging out over them, which sank beneath his shirt.
Now, first of all, I would like to say that I am very happy for him that he has decided to go to the gym to lose weight. Good for him. But GEEZ. Guys are not supposed to wear short shorts... especially purple ones with lettering on the butt!!!
So I am completely embarassed at this point, but I try not to let him ruin my time. I start working on my abs on this ab machine. The huge-big-fat-hairy-middle aged guy decides to do some cycling. The machine is gets on is directly in front of me, facing me. The bicycle was at a slant. His little shorts don't cover him all the way. Every time I did a crunch I could his brief underwear with a huge ass buldge. I tried keeping my eyes closed - but it was like a train wreck, I had to look. He gets off the bike and turns around. The shorts are pretty much stuffed all the way up his butt crack and I had the pleasure of looks at the bottom of his butt checks.
And that is why I can never wear my purple Emerson shorts ever again.
However, I cannot wear them anymore.
I went to the gym yesterday (for the first time in ages). And I was so excited to wear my cute, little shorts. When I got there, I saw this really huge-big-fat-hairy-middle aged guy WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHORTS. The shorts barely made it past his crotch and he had a huge belly hanging out over them, which sank beneath his shirt.
Now, first of all, I would like to say that I am very happy for him that he has decided to go to the gym to lose weight. Good for him. But GEEZ. Guys are not supposed to wear short shorts... especially purple ones with lettering on the butt!!!
So I am completely embarassed at this point, but I try not to let him ruin my time. I start working on my abs on this ab machine. The huge-big-fat-hairy-middle aged guy decides to do some cycling. The machine is gets on is directly in front of me, facing me. The bicycle was at a slant. His little shorts don't cover him all the way. Every time I did a crunch I could his brief underwear with a huge ass buldge. I tried keeping my eyes closed - but it was like a train wreck, I had to look. He gets off the bike and turns around. The shorts are pretty much stuffed all the way up his butt crack and I had the pleasure of looks at the bottom of his butt checks.
And that is why I can never wear my purple Emerson shorts ever again.