4th wall'd

[downtown_son]

Yeeeeah... it's times like this I'm glad I sleep on a roof.

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Jess, I am so, so sorry.

[heee_ey]

Heee~ey.

Oh god

[downtown_son]

Hey.

I told you I was addicted to reading that thing.

[heee_ey]

Whatcha doin'?

[downtown_son]

[Hey, she's kinda cute. So he'll go with it.] Avoiding the herd, mostly.

[heee_ey]

Why?

[downtown_son]

Too crowded for my tastes.

[heee_ey]

Fair enough. You know, there are pretty easy ways to get people to leave. When I learned how to drive, everyone got off the road pretty quick. That was fun! They should have put up more ramps.

[downtown_son]

[Yeah, a lot of that goes right over Yuri's head, but the basics are enough] Oh yeah, I could chase plenty of folks off. [He flicks his sword, un-sheathing it and resting it on his shoulder.] But that'd take effort.

[heee_ey]

So you're lazy.

[downtown_son]

Been called that.

[heee_ey]

If I wanted someone to leave me alone, I'd herd them into an elevator and use a couple explosives. Not many, just enough to make sure they were stuck in there.

But most people leave me alone aaaaaaanyway.