Save My (not bloody likely!!) Marriage!!

[downtime_mayhem]

Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage/relationship (or if you think you might be someday), and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

I think Will Shetterly has a more practical approach.

Happily-married lesbians could never endanger my marriage.  Orlando Bloom dressed as a pirate, though...now that is peril!