what a FUCKING CRAZT WEEKEND!! *screams*
ummm...someone please tell me WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND! holy fuckin-a.
sooo, let's start with Friday night. Friday night I call up Bassem to see what they are doing. He tells me to go to MAtt Damon's. So me and Jake hop in the Rav Cav and head to MD's house. We get there say what's up and then they are like we're leaving. I was like, umm, why? They say we're going to a party. I beg for them to stop and buy liquor, so we go to the gas station and I hand Hazem a wad of $1's and say get me Natty, just get whatever that'll get ya. So he walks out with a 24 pack and a 12 pack. wtf? The 24 pack woulda done, but whatever. So they say follow them, and so we start driving. Forever. Finally I am like where the holy fuck are we going? They say out to the country. Y'oookay. So we get there finally after like 20 fucking minutes, and as I am opening the door to get out, who the fuck opens the door next to me to get out of her car but Lara. So immediately this is the setup for the rest of the night. Kick ass. *puts rifle in mouth* So, I think, it's cool, this just means it's time to start drinking heavily. So I get in and start throwing back Natty's since obviously I don't have to worry about conserving them. So this dude comes up to me and starts chatting. Thought process goes "Hmm...this guy is...FUCKING HOT, heeeeeeeeeeey!". SO we finish our chat and all go outside to the garage. So I'm standing there and Jason comes up and starst talking to me and I'm thinking, wow, no one ever comes up and says hi, what a cool dude. Then Jay Taylor does. And he by the way is also FUCKING HOT. So, then Cassie (Lara's roommate) comes up and starts talking, which is cool, b/c I like her. Then about 5 minutes later Lara comes up and starts talking to me like she likes me. Ha. So I'm on the phone with Rosie and the hot dude comes up and hands me a god damn Kool-Aid Jammer. How fucking random. I love it. SO I was like Rosie, this dude just gave me a Kool-Aid Jammer, what a pimp. And he was like, well yeah. So I asked his name...it's Kyle. So okay. Blah blah, fast forward. Jake gets stoned with Noah, we all go inside and chill in the living room. We are taking pictures and shit, and Bassem keeps making remarks about MD right in front of him. I'm like, wtf? I don't even like that kid, what are you talking about? So, Bassem steals my recliner and MS gets up, so I sit in his seat. He comes back and starts bitching, and Bassem is like sit onher lap! He was like no, so finally he just crunches in next to me. I get tired of sitting next to him b/c he was being an ass, so I get up and steal my seat back from Bassem. Then Kyle comes back and is sayign something to me, but by now I'm too drunk to comprehend. SO then he whisprs something to Bassem and Bassem whispers back and he leaves. Beth asked what that was all about and Bassem was like all whispering to Beth, like I'm not sitting right there, that he asked if Bassem thinks he could fuck/hook up with me. And Bassem told him not a chance in hell. So kick ass for cock blocks, lol. So Bassem leaves and about 10 minutes later, Kyle comes back with a bottle of Captain and shoves it in my face. I was like no fucking way dude (last time I drank Captain I barfed ALL OVER, so bad memories of that one) and he kept trying to shove it in my nouth. Beth was like just do it, and Beth doesn't say shit like that so I was like fine dude, and took a swig. Immediately I wanted to puke. I got up and went to the bathroom to pee and as soon as I went to sit down felt the puke coming up. I held it down, and when I came out HAzem was like are you okay? I told him I was and Basem is laughing. I was like what dude, and he tells me that he told Kyle to get me wasted and then he has a chance. Nice. So shortly after, we leave. They make me take MD and Dan home, and tell me to lead. Immediately I know somethings up. So they say let's all go back to MD's house. So I lead the way and once we get back in town, I notice they are no longer behind us. They ditched us. Asswipes. Blah, the rest of the night is not intersting.
On to last night. Whoa fuck. So we go to this dude Dane's house. I start drinking fast, and after about 4 beers I can already tell it's going to be one of those angry drunk nights. So FUCK I forgot a huge part. HOld on, I'll post this seperate.
sooo, let's start with Friday night. Friday night I call up Bassem to see what they are doing. He tells me to go to MAtt Damon's. So me and Jake hop in the Rav Cav and head to MD's house. We get there say what's up and then they are like we're leaving. I was like, umm, why? They say we're going to a party. I beg for them to stop and buy liquor, so we go to the gas station and I hand Hazem a wad of $1's and say get me Natty, just get whatever that'll get ya. So he walks out with a 24 pack and a 12 pack. wtf? The 24 pack woulda done, but whatever. So they say follow them, and so we start driving. Forever. Finally I am like where the holy fuck are we going? They say out to the country. Y'oookay. So we get there finally after like 20 fucking minutes, and as I am opening the door to get out, who the fuck opens the door next to me to get out of her car but Lara. So immediately this is the setup for the rest of the night. Kick ass. *puts rifle in mouth* So, I think, it's cool, this just means it's time to start drinking heavily. So I get in and start throwing back Natty's since obviously I don't have to worry about conserving them. So this dude comes up to me and starts chatting. Thought process goes "Hmm...this guy is...FUCKING HOT, heeeeeeeeeeey!". SO we finish our chat and all go outside to the garage. So I'm standing there and Jason comes up and starst talking to me and I'm thinking, wow, no one ever comes up and says hi, what a cool dude. Then Jay Taylor does. And he by the way is also FUCKING HOT. So, then Cassie (Lara's roommate) comes up and starts talking, which is cool, b/c I like her. Then about 5 minutes later Lara comes up and starts talking to me like she likes me. Ha. So I'm on the phone with Rosie and the hot dude comes up and hands me a god damn Kool-Aid Jammer. How fucking random. I love it. SO I was like Rosie, this dude just gave me a Kool-Aid Jammer, what a pimp. And he was like, well yeah. So I asked his name...it's Kyle. So okay. Blah blah, fast forward. Jake gets stoned with Noah, we all go inside and chill in the living room. We are taking pictures and shit, and Bassem keeps making remarks about MD right in front of him. I'm like, wtf? I don't even like that kid, what are you talking about? So, Bassem steals my recliner and MS gets up, so I sit in his seat. He comes back and starts bitching, and Bassem is like sit onher lap! He was like no, so finally he just crunches in next to me. I get tired of sitting next to him b/c he was being an ass, so I get up and steal my seat back from Bassem. Then Kyle comes back and is sayign something to me, but by now I'm too drunk to comprehend. SO then he whisprs something to Bassem and Bassem whispers back and he leaves. Beth asked what that was all about and Bassem was like all whispering to Beth, like I'm not sitting right there, that he asked if Bassem thinks he could fuck/hook up with me. And Bassem told him not a chance in hell. So kick ass for cock blocks, lol. So Bassem leaves and about 10 minutes later, Kyle comes back with a bottle of Captain and shoves it in my face. I was like no fucking way dude (last time I drank Captain I barfed ALL OVER, so bad memories of that one) and he kept trying to shove it in my nouth. Beth was like just do it, and Beth doesn't say shit like that so I was like fine dude, and took a swig. Immediately I wanted to puke. I got up and went to the bathroom to pee and as soon as I went to sit down felt the puke coming up. I held it down, and when I came out HAzem was like are you okay? I told him I was and Basem is laughing. I was like what dude, and he tells me that he told Kyle to get me wasted and then he has a chance. Nice. So shortly after, we leave. They make me take MD and Dan home, and tell me to lead. Immediately I know somethings up. So they say let's all go back to MD's house. So I lead the way and once we get back in town, I notice they are no longer behind us. They ditched us. Asswipes. Blah, the rest of the night is not intersting.
On to last night. Whoa fuck. So we go to this dude Dane's house. I start drinking fast, and after about 4 beers I can already tell it's going to be one of those angry drunk nights. So FUCK I forgot a huge part. HOld on, I'll post this seperate.