Really, show? These titles are just getting ridiculous.
~Seriously?! A generator? A full-on bed? NATURE SOUNDS ON THE iPOD? Is that even camping?!
~"Weeks, guys, weeks. We've been living with cold showers, cold Hot Pockets, cold freakin' everything! I mean, this is the bottom we're living in. You guys get that, right?"
~"This is stupid. I mean, our quality of life is crap. We've got Purgatory's Least Wanted everywhere, and we're on our third The World is Screwed issue in what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already."
"Someone's got to do it."
"What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?"
~I love philosopher!Dean. :D
~"Local tall tale crap"--really, Bobby, you of all people should know that all tall tales come from somewhere. (Edit: and ha, turns out this tale wasn't caused by something that had been around for a while.)
~"You gotta respect Mother Nature. You don't respect her, she'll string you up, eat your ass right through the Goretex."
~"Hey, uh... Brandon, can we grab a booth?"
"Hey, uh, douchewad. The hostess will seat you. Do I look like a freaking hostess?"
"Do you want to look like a hostess?"
"...That didn't really make sense."
"I sure hope we don't get Brandon's section."
~"Sidewinder Soup & Salad Combo goes to Big Bird, TDK Slammer to Ken Doll, and good old Heart Smart for Creepy Uncle..." XD
~"Never could get you little grubs to pull the trigger on a single deer."
"You're talking about Bambi, man."
"You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. ...You shoot Bambi's mother."
~Are you sure it's really dead NOW? D:
~Okay, Dean's totally affected. Ick.
~I wonder if that's why they eat humans--they get so hungry they'll eat anything?
~And everyone's eating the freaky turducken sandwich.
~ANOTHER mention of Cas? (Okay, so it's about how Dean doesn't care, but it's about how he would care if he wasn't ill, so...)
~And a THIRD? "Ever since he lost Cas?" What show is this?
~"At least all my crazy's under one umbrella. That way I know what I'm dealing with."
~The Leviathan that survived the car? Cool!
~"I've seen a lot of hunters live and die. You're starting to talk like one of the dead ones, Dean."
"No, I'm talking the way a person talks when they've had it. When they can't figure out why they used to think that all this mattered."
"You poor, sorry bastard. You're not a person."
"Thanks."
"Come on, now. You tried to hang it up and be a person, with Lisa and Ben. And here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. That ain't person behavior, son. You're a Hunter. Meaning you're whatever the job you're doing today. Now, you get a case of the 'Anne Sextons', something's gonna come up behind you and rip your fool head off. Now you find your reasons to get your head in the game. I don't care if it's love or spite or a ten dollar bet. I've been to enough funerals, I mean it. You die before me, and I'll kill you."
~The Rise of Dick: those are some BAD photoshops, show! Seriously, you couldn't take a few stills?
~They're making him eat himself? D:
~BOBBY!!!!
~"You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines-that-could."
~So sad that Bobby had to leave the info.
~Way to kick ass, Bobby!
~WHAT THE FUCK, SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
NEXT WEEK: IF BOBBY IS DEAD BECAUSE THE BOYS HAVE TO BE FOREVER ALONE, I WILL BE MOST SERIOUSLY DISPLEASED.
~"Weeks, guys, weeks. We've been living with cold showers, cold Hot Pockets, cold freakin' everything! I mean, this is the bottom we're living in. You guys get that, right?"
~"This is stupid. I mean, our quality of life is crap. We've got Purgatory's Least Wanted everywhere, and we're on our third The World is Screwed issue in what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already."
"Someone's got to do it."
"What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?"
~I love philosopher!Dean. :D
~"Local tall tale crap"--really, Bobby, you of all people should know that all tall tales come from somewhere. (Edit: and ha, turns out this tale wasn't caused by something that had been around for a while.)
~"You gotta respect Mother Nature. You don't respect her, she'll string you up, eat your ass right through the Goretex."
~"Hey, uh... Brandon, can we grab a booth?"
"Hey, uh, douchewad. The hostess will seat you. Do I look like a freaking hostess?"
"Do you want to look like a hostess?"
"...That didn't really make sense."
"I sure hope we don't get Brandon's section."
~"Sidewinder Soup & Salad Combo goes to Big Bird, TDK Slammer to Ken Doll, and good old Heart Smart for Creepy Uncle..." XD
~"Never could get you little grubs to pull the trigger on a single deer."
"You're talking about Bambi, man."
"You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. ...You shoot Bambi's mother."
~Are you sure it's really dead NOW? D:
~Okay, Dean's totally affected. Ick.
~I wonder if that's why they eat humans--they get so hungry they'll eat anything?
~And everyone's eating the freaky turducken sandwich.
~ANOTHER mention of Cas? (Okay, so it's about how Dean doesn't care, but it's about how he would care if he wasn't ill, so...)
~And a THIRD? "Ever since he lost Cas?" What show is this?
~"At least all my crazy's under one umbrella. That way I know what I'm dealing with."
~The Leviathan that survived the car? Cool!
~"I've seen a lot of hunters live and die. You're starting to talk like one of the dead ones, Dean."
"No, I'm talking the way a person talks when they've had it. When they can't figure out why they used to think that all this mattered."
"You poor, sorry bastard. You're not a person."
"Thanks."
"Come on, now. You tried to hang it up and be a person, with Lisa and Ben. And here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. That ain't person behavior, son. You're a Hunter. Meaning you're whatever the job you're doing today. Now, you get a case of the 'Anne Sextons', something's gonna come up behind you and rip your fool head off. Now you find your reasons to get your head in the game. I don't care if it's love or spite or a ten dollar bet. I've been to enough funerals, I mean it. You die before me, and I'll kill you."
~The Rise of Dick: those are some BAD photoshops, show! Seriously, you couldn't take a few stills?
~They're making him eat himself? D:
~BOBBY!!!!
~"You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines-that-could."
~So sad that Bobby had to leave the info.
~Way to kick ass, Bobby!
~WHAT THE FUCK, SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
NEXT WEEK: IF BOBBY IS DEAD BECAUSE THE BOYS HAVE TO BE FOREVER ALONE, I WILL BE MOST SERIOUSLY DISPLEASED.