PSA
Turns out New Jersey is secret code for the deepest level of hell, the place furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Here Satan's wings flap eternally, producing chilling bitter winds that encase sinners in thick ice. Lament your sins, ye who are thrown into this frigid pit of despair.
Something about standing in freezing rain for 12 hours straight doesn't seat right with my delicate sensibilities. I was actually coated with a layer of ice. On the plus side, I did a lot of heavy lifting.
PS It made my sinus cold return and today I feel like I am underwater.
PPS I was in a date auction. I pulled in a big $10.60. Too rich for the likes of you.
PPPS Happy Valentine's Day
Something about standing in freezing rain for 12 hours straight doesn't seat right with my delicate sensibilities. I was actually coated with a layer of ice. On the plus side, I did a lot of heavy lifting.
PS It made my sinus cold return and today I feel like I am underwater.
PPS I was in a date auction. I pulled in a big $10.60. Too rich for the likes of you.
PPPS Happy Valentine's Day