Whoa.

[downlikebass]

So, I was in Giant Eagle buying my 12 Nyquil for this evening, and happened upon a case of pure desperation.

Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Is Coke so intellectually barren that they are picking flavors at random now?

In five years I will be drinking Diet Mocha Cherry Vanilla Pecan Horseradish Dr. Pepper.