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i wish i was DNA helicase so i could unzip your jeans.
i wish you were a secant so you could lye tangent to my curves.
you must be like a carbon molecule, because every part of me wants to bond with you.
Hi, I’m K-your concentration gradient’s looking a little dry!
Regular undergrad: I have a mole on my face that I want to get rid of. Any ideas?
Premed: Yeah. Give Avogrado a ring.
Why is potassium a racist element?
Because when three of them get together, they form KKK.
Why are biologists bad at math?
Because in biology, multiplication = division.
....you know its bad when this is what i resort to when i'm supposed to be studying bio.
i wish you were a secant so you could lye tangent to my curves.
you must be like a carbon molecule, because every part of me wants to bond with you.
Hi, I’m K-your concentration gradient’s looking a little dry!
Regular undergrad: I have a mole on my face that I want to get rid of. Any ideas?
Premed: Yeah. Give Avogrado a ring.
Why is potassium a racist element?
Because when three of them get together, they form KKK.
Why are biologists bad at math?
Because in biology, multiplication = division.
....you know its bad when this is what i resort to when i'm supposed to be studying bio.