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so yeah, i erased alot of them. whatever, it was stupid shit no one cares about. at least now its funny, and you know shit that matters. ok, none of it matters, but...... well whatever, fuck you.
(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight.
(3) Single?: very
(4) Want to be?: No
(5) Your birth day: January 19, 1986
(6) Age you act: eh, it depends. Sometimes 3 sometimes 12
(7) Age you wish you were: 21
(8) Your height: 5’6?
(9) The color of your eyes: blue
(10) Happy with it?: I’ve been complimented on my eyes so many times, how couldn’t I be
(11) The color of your hair: kinda brown kinda red kinda turqouise.
(12) Happy with it?: yeah except the turqiose, im thinking blonde tips… meh?
(14) Your living arrangement?: don’t live anywhere…
(27) Your family: no family
(29) What's your job: no job
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
(38) Do you live in the moment?: god yes
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: definatly
(40) Do you have any secrets?: I have a lot of secrets….
(41) Do you hate yourself?: sometimes
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: no, its awful, but I’ve broken every finger on my hand, two knuckles, my wrist, my elbow, and god knows what else.
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: a lot.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: easy to talk to. Funny.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: “Dr Seuss: one crazy ass cracka”
(46) What's your biggest fear?: losing my friends
(47) Can you sing: I think im a good singer, and everyone says im a good singer… but I dunno
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No, because there is no one cooler then I am.
(49) Are you a loner?: sometimes, yeah. I like to be alone.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I dunno, who would I be? Probably if I knew me
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: freckles are hideous, I’m to short, I’m not really good at anything, and sometimes I dunno who I am.
(59) How do you vent?: Dee. Shit builds up and I call or IM her and just go. Hahahaha I vent on Dee so much
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: no, but everyone says I am so, hey, whatever
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: biggest regret is def fucking things up with Kristina. If I could take back one thing, or go back in time to work on one thing, I would go back, and ask her out when I had the chance.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: no, life has sucked, but I made it good
(63) What is, at times, the most important lesson you've learned from life?: This is life. Nothing big is gonna happen, unless you make it happen. Life is just the time before you die, life isn’t going to do anything for you. Life is a word, incapable of anything. But you can add on to it. Warp it. Make it your own. So grab life by the balls, kick its ass. And fucking party before its over.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: ehhhh… my penis?
(65) And least?: my balls. God they’re useless, and they hurt like a bitch when they’re hit. Wtf do they do? Make a mess for me to clean after I get off? Useless fucks.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: no. I think im terribly ugly.
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: hahaha constantly, like a chimney.
(72) Do drugs?: I can’t remember a time I could pass a piss test.
(73) Read the newspaper?: Occasionally.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: constantly, more than they want to I think
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
(80) Drive?: sometimes I have the priveledge
(81) Like to drive fast?: yeah…. Hence why I don’t drive much
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?: Sometimes.
(83) Hurt yourself?: constantly
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: yeah, alot
(87) Been unfaithful?: not once
(88) Been in love?: yeah….
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: oh god yes
(92) Had a surgery?: Yes.
(93) Ran away from home?: yes
(94) Played strip poker: yes, and lost
(95) Gotten beaten up?: hahahaha NO! TRY ME MUTHA FUCKER!!!!!
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: who fucking wrote this? I’ve been so drugged up I had sex with a girl and didn’t know about it until the next day.
(101) Thought about suicide?: I’ve tried it many a time
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: dude I’ve pulled all weekers and then some, all nighter? Fuck you.
(103) If yes, what is your record?: Frenchy tells me about 14 days. My junior year is a big blur… the only time I slept was when I tried to OD, because I was to scared.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yes…
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yeah…. A couple nights ago actually.
(107) Slept all day?: well I got up at 4:30 in the afternoon today. Hows that?
(108) Killed someone?: ……..
(109) Made out with a stranger?: yeah…
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: yeah…
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: fuck that, im psychotic. Ask anyone
(112) Kissed the same sex?: yup, licked a dudes nipple, had a guy feeling the captain and shit… he fucking loooooooooved the cock. It was cool though, as he told everyone I was hung, and I was like haha, fucking right.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: well a dude felt up me cock n balls…… he loooooooved the cock
(116) Broken the law?: I am right now, in more ways than one
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yes…. And it plagues me to this day
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: so far, everyones come out pretty happy I think, they all come back and I haven’t heard any bad news yet.
(152) Bungee jumped?: yup
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: hahaha you have no fucking idea
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: I believe theres a donkey where the sun sets
(181) Do you wish on stars?: no, I piss on stars! Ahahahahaha…. But seriously… yes
LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: naaaaaaope
(183) Do you remember your first love?: yup, Ninja Turtles
(184) Still love him/her?: Yes
(186) What do you find romantic?: eye contact, holding hands, candles, moonlight, being able to not say anything and its not awkward
(187) Turn-on? When a girl tickles or rubs the back of my neck, when a girl sucks on my ears, when a girl rubs my belly the right way that you fucking KNOW where her hand is going next, when a girl talks all dirty about how she wants you and is gonna jump your bones, stripping, kissing, seeing a hot girl, eye contact, breathing, being awake
(188) Turn-off?: hahahaha good fucking luck, if I knew how to keep the fucker down I wouldn’t have devised a method of tucking an erection underneath the elastic waist liner on my boxers, so you can’t see it.
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: thoughtful, as to why they saw anything in me, and why I didn’t in them. Like take this one girl I like, I can talk to her for hours, she makes me happier than anyone I know, just saying hi to me. I love to be with her, in a few monthes she became one of my best friends, shes my favorite person to party with, or talk to. Shes absolutely fucking gorgeous, and so fun. She really knows how to have fun, and put me in a good mood. She smokes nearly as much as me, which is a DAMN lot, and seems to really care about me. I talk to her every night, and if I go two days without seeing her I miss her like fucking crazy. Shes knows so much about me without me telling her much, and seems to care about me, more than any of my family, or past girlfriends ever have. But she doesn’t like me…… I don’t understand. It seems so much like it could work, and be great…. But she just…. Doesn’t feel the same I guess…
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yes, wtf? My girlfriends always asked me out. I never asked anyone out.
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: shit I hope so…. If you’re a chick reading this, am I good looking?
(208) Are you in love?: ….maybe….
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: no one?
(212) You wanted to kill?: no one?
(213) That you laughed at: Donut
(214) That laughed at you?: I dunno
(215) That turned you on?: i..... hmmmm.... RUN!
(216) You went shopping with?: I don’t go shopping
(217) That broke your heart?: Cassandra
(218) To disappoint you?: JJ
(219) To ask you out?: Cassie
(220) To make you cry?: probably Cassie.
(221) To brighten up your day?: Dee =D
(222) That you thought about?: Dee
(223) You saw a movie with?: god, i don't remember
(224) You talked to on the phone?: Dee
(225) You talked to through IM?: Dee
(226) You saw?: Donut
(227) You lost?: I dunno…
(229) You thought was completely insane?: Bob Beal
(230) You wanted to be?: I’m happy with me
(231) You told off?: Lenzo
(232) You trusted?: I dunno
(233) You turned down?: no one
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: just now, I even made a smiley thing to show that
(235) Laughed?: earlier tonight “the head is showing through the preverbial legs”
(236) Cried?: long fucking time ago, I know that much
(237) Bought something?: lol a long fucking time ago
(238) Danced?: seeing that made me dance
(239) Were sarcastic?: I’m not a very sarcastic guy, I think it’s the lowest form of humor. Ok I use it sometimes probably.
(240) hugged someone?: last night
(241) Talked to an ex?: last night, shes who I hugged to… crazy
(242) Watched your fave movie?: awhile
(243) Had a nightmare?: I don’t think I get nightmares like normal people…. Most stuff doesn’t really scare me…. I know everyone says that they don’t get scared but…. Eh fuck you I don’t feel like explaining.
(245) Talked on the phone?: couple hours ago
(246) Listened to the radio?: earlier
(247) Watched TV?: now
(248) Went out?: went to a bar to see The Screen tonight.
(249) Helped someone?: Whenever I can.
(250) Were mean?: not too often I don’t think
(251) Sang?: ten minutes ago maybe
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: a long time ago
(253) Said "I love you"?: not in a long time
(254) Missed someone?: constantly….
(256) Fought with a friend?: I don’t fight with my friends
(257) Had a serious conversation?: last time I got drunk with Joe.
(258) Got drunk?: I’m coming down right now actually…
(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight.
(3) Single?: very
(4) Want to be?: No
(5) Your birth day: January 19, 1986
(6) Age you act: eh, it depends. Sometimes 3 sometimes 12
(7) Age you wish you were: 21
(8) Your height: 5’6?
(9) The color of your eyes: blue
(10) Happy with it?: I’ve been complimented on my eyes so many times, how couldn’t I be
(11) The color of your hair: kinda brown kinda red kinda turqouise.
(12) Happy with it?: yeah except the turqiose, im thinking blonde tips… meh?
(14) Your living arrangement?: don’t live anywhere…
(27) Your family: no family
(29) What's your job: no job
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
(38) Do you live in the moment?: god yes
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: definatly
(40) Do you have any secrets?: I have a lot of secrets….
(41) Do you hate yourself?: sometimes
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: no, its awful, but I’ve broken every finger on my hand, two knuckles, my wrist, my elbow, and god knows what else.
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: a lot.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: easy to talk to. Funny.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: “Dr Seuss: one crazy ass cracka”
(46) What's your biggest fear?: losing my friends
(47) Can you sing: I think im a good singer, and everyone says im a good singer… but I dunno
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No, because there is no one cooler then I am.
(49) Are you a loner?: sometimes, yeah. I like to be alone.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I dunno, who would I be? Probably if I knew me
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: freckles are hideous, I’m to short, I’m not really good at anything, and sometimes I dunno who I am.
(59) How do you vent?: Dee. Shit builds up and I call or IM her and just go. Hahahaha I vent on Dee so much
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: no, but everyone says I am so, hey, whatever
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: biggest regret is def fucking things up with Kristina. If I could take back one thing, or go back in time to work on one thing, I would go back, and ask her out when I had the chance.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: no, life has sucked, but I made it good
(63) What is, at times, the most important lesson you've learned from life?: This is life. Nothing big is gonna happen, unless you make it happen. Life is just the time before you die, life isn’t going to do anything for you. Life is a word, incapable of anything. But you can add on to it. Warp it. Make it your own. So grab life by the balls, kick its ass. And fucking party before its over.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: ehhhh… my penis?
(65) And least?: my balls. God they’re useless, and they hurt like a bitch when they’re hit. Wtf do they do? Make a mess for me to clean after I get off? Useless fucks.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: no. I think im terribly ugly.
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: hahaha constantly, like a chimney.
(72) Do drugs?: I can’t remember a time I could pass a piss test.
(73) Read the newspaper?: Occasionally.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: constantly, more than they want to I think
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
(80) Drive?: sometimes I have the priveledge
(81) Like to drive fast?: yeah…. Hence why I don’t drive much
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?: Sometimes.
(83) Hurt yourself?: constantly
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: yeah, alot
(87) Been unfaithful?: not once
(88) Been in love?: yeah….
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: oh god yes
(92) Had a surgery?: Yes.
(93) Ran away from home?: yes
(94) Played strip poker: yes, and lost
(95) Gotten beaten up?: hahahaha NO! TRY ME MUTHA FUCKER!!!!!
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: who fucking wrote this? I’ve been so drugged up I had sex with a girl and didn’t know about it until the next day.
(101) Thought about suicide?: I’ve tried it many a time
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: dude I’ve pulled all weekers and then some, all nighter? Fuck you.
(103) If yes, what is your record?: Frenchy tells me about 14 days. My junior year is a big blur… the only time I slept was when I tried to OD, because I was to scared.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yes…
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yeah…. A couple nights ago actually.
(107) Slept all day?: well I got up at 4:30 in the afternoon today. Hows that?
(108) Killed someone?: ……..
(109) Made out with a stranger?: yeah…
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: yeah…
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: fuck that, im psychotic. Ask anyone
(112) Kissed the same sex?: yup, licked a dudes nipple, had a guy feeling the captain and shit… he fucking loooooooooved the cock. It was cool though, as he told everyone I was hung, and I was like haha, fucking right.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: well a dude felt up me cock n balls…… he loooooooved the cock
(116) Broken the law?: I am right now, in more ways than one
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yes…. And it plagues me to this day
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: so far, everyones come out pretty happy I think, they all come back and I haven’t heard any bad news yet.
(152) Bungee jumped?: yup
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: hahaha you have no fucking idea
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: I believe theres a donkey where the sun sets
(181) Do you wish on stars?: no, I piss on stars! Ahahahahaha…. But seriously… yes
LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: naaaaaaope
(183) Do you remember your first love?: yup, Ninja Turtles
(184) Still love him/her?: Yes
(186) What do you find romantic?: eye contact, holding hands, candles, moonlight, being able to not say anything and its not awkward
(187) Turn-on? When a girl tickles or rubs the back of my neck, when a girl sucks on my ears, when a girl rubs my belly the right way that you fucking KNOW where her hand is going next, when a girl talks all dirty about how she wants you and is gonna jump your bones, stripping, kissing, seeing a hot girl, eye contact, breathing, being awake
(188) Turn-off?: hahahaha good fucking luck, if I knew how to keep the fucker down I wouldn’t have devised a method of tucking an erection underneath the elastic waist liner on my boxers, so you can’t see it.
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: thoughtful, as to why they saw anything in me, and why I didn’t in them. Like take this one girl I like, I can talk to her for hours, she makes me happier than anyone I know, just saying hi to me. I love to be with her, in a few monthes she became one of my best friends, shes my favorite person to party with, or talk to. Shes absolutely fucking gorgeous, and so fun. She really knows how to have fun, and put me in a good mood. She smokes nearly as much as me, which is a DAMN lot, and seems to really care about me. I talk to her every night, and if I go two days without seeing her I miss her like fucking crazy. Shes knows so much about me without me telling her much, and seems to care about me, more than any of my family, or past girlfriends ever have. But she doesn’t like me…… I don’t understand. It seems so much like it could work, and be great…. But she just…. Doesn’t feel the same I guess…
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yes, wtf? My girlfriends always asked me out. I never asked anyone out.
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: shit I hope so…. If you’re a chick reading this, am I good looking?
(208) Are you in love?: ….maybe….
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: no one?
(212) You wanted to kill?: no one?
(213) That you laughed at: Donut
(214) That laughed at you?: I dunno
(215) That turned you on?: i..... hmmmm.... RUN!
(216) You went shopping with?: I don’t go shopping
(217) That broke your heart?: Cassandra
(218) To disappoint you?: JJ
(219) To ask you out?: Cassie
(220) To make you cry?: probably Cassie.
(221) To brighten up your day?: Dee =D
(222) That you thought about?: Dee
(223) You saw a movie with?: god, i don't remember
(224) You talked to on the phone?: Dee
(225) You talked to through IM?: Dee
(226) You saw?: Donut
(227) You lost?: I dunno…
(229) You thought was completely insane?: Bob Beal
(230) You wanted to be?: I’m happy with me
(231) You told off?: Lenzo
(232) You trusted?: I dunno
(233) You turned down?: no one
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: just now, I even made a smiley thing to show that
(235) Laughed?: earlier tonight “the head is showing through the preverbial legs”
(236) Cried?: long fucking time ago, I know that much
(237) Bought something?: lol a long fucking time ago
(238) Danced?: seeing that made me dance
(239) Were sarcastic?: I’m not a very sarcastic guy, I think it’s the lowest form of humor. Ok I use it sometimes probably.
(240) hugged someone?: last night
(241) Talked to an ex?: last night, shes who I hugged to… crazy
(242) Watched your fave movie?: awhile
(243) Had a nightmare?: I don’t think I get nightmares like normal people…. Most stuff doesn’t really scare me…. I know everyone says that they don’t get scared but…. Eh fuck you I don’t feel like explaining.
(245) Talked on the phone?: couple hours ago
(246) Listened to the radio?: earlier
(247) Watched TV?: now
(248) Went out?: went to a bar to see The Screen tonight.
(249) Helped someone?: Whenever I can.
(250) Were mean?: not too often I don’t think
(251) Sang?: ten minutes ago maybe
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: a long time ago
(253) Said "I love you"?: not in a long time
(254) Missed someone?: constantly….
(256) Fought with a friend?: I don’t fight with my friends
(257) Had a serious conversation?: last time I got drunk with Joe.
(258) Got drunk?: I’m coming down right now actually…