Because some people are jackasses
Ok. So my dad. He's a total jackass.
Well, me, my sister, and mom, all had sprint cellphones. But, something happened where we didnt' want them, so my mom tried to cancel the bill. But the bill was in my dad's name, so she had to ask him. He basically goes "No, it's your problem." Wow, bastard. So now, the bill is up to $800, and my dad wants my mom to pay the bill. What. The. Fuck. She says no (Why should she?) and he goes "Oh, i guess I can't get the kids (me, my brother, and sister) christmas presents this year." And then he hangs up on her. SO, it's my turn to be an asshole to him. If he decides to be the shithead he is, then I'm getting him a 'bus ticket' to Atlantic city, that says "Since you decided to be a cheap ass bastard, I am too. Merry fucking christmas, jackass."
Side Note
A long time ago, my mom and her sister didn't like their mom very much and never talked to her, so they were writing a story, where they had given their mom (my grandmother, duh) the same bus ticket. That bus crashed, and she died. The story was a whole thing on 'How to avoid the bus,' because they didn't think it was right to tell people that they didnt talk to their mother because they didn't like her, so they would say she was dead. Got it? Kay good.
So Merry Fucking Christmas, Jackass.
P.S. Father, you fail at life. End yourself.
Well, me, my sister, and mom, all had sprint cellphones. But, something happened where we didnt' want them, so my mom tried to cancel the bill. But the bill was in my dad's name, so she had to ask him. He basically goes "No, it's your problem." Wow, bastard. So now, the bill is up to $800, and my dad wants my mom to pay the bill. What. The. Fuck. She says no (Why should she?) and he goes "Oh, i guess I can't get the kids (me, my brother, and sister) christmas presents this year." And then he hangs up on her. SO, it's my turn to be an asshole to him. If he decides to be the shithead he is, then I'm getting him a 'bus ticket' to Atlantic city, that says "Since you decided to be a cheap ass bastard, I am too. Merry fucking christmas, jackass."
Side Note
A long time ago, my mom and her sister didn't like their mom very much and never talked to her, so they were writing a story, where they had given their mom (my grandmother, duh) the same bus ticket. That bus crashed, and she died. The story was a whole thing on 'How to avoid the bus,' because they didn't think it was right to tell people that they didnt talk to their mother because they didn't like her, so they would say she was dead. Got it? Kay good.
So Merry Fucking Christmas, Jackass.
P.S. Father, you fail at life. End yourself.