A Bit of Fan-Girling
Okay, so I've recently become aware of something called Team Seneca Crane's Beard.
While that is a great beard, I'd like to take a moment to call attention to a few under-represented body parts in fandom. For example:
Team Gale's Nose
Seriously, it's glorious. And in profile:
What a schnoz.
Alternatively, Team Gale's Eyebrows:
They're like magnificent catterpillars.
And, of course, the old stand-by, Team Peeta's Jaw:
The robust facial bone structure that launched a thousand fanfics...
(In all seriousness, cut it with the Team Whoever crap. This is the Hunger Games, people, this is real life.)
While that is a great beard, I'd like to take a moment to call attention to a few under-represented body parts in fandom. For example:
Team Gale's Nose
Seriously, it's glorious. And in profile:
What a schnoz.
Alternatively, Team Gale's Eyebrows:
They're like magnificent catterpillars.
And, of course, the old stand-by, Team Peeta's Jaw:
The robust facial bone structure that launched a thousand fanfics...
(In all seriousness, cut it with the Team Whoever crap. This is the Hunger Games, people, this is real life.)