#663: goddammit lara give me my teeth back
Stalking is illegal. downburst confronts streetrat.
streetrat is stalking downburststreetrat's REAL name :Bonner Nathanstreetrat's REAL DOB :30th July 1989Height :165 cmWeight : 87.1 kgstreetrat has dreamt about you : 7 times streetrat became interested in you : 05th December 2007streetrat's latest dream about you downburst is awoken by the heavy breathing of streetrat who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.This is how streetrat describes your relationship behind your back 'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.'streetrat's been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well streetrat has them.They've even started modifying their body for you streetrat had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Be mine forever and I'll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police No. calls to the police : 18 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Police? Look that fucker streetrat is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can't you do something about this? I'm starting to become scared for my life."streetrat's Police File streetrat will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about streetrat
tehseto - Dry your eyes
'I've been friends with streetrat all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. downburst is such a drama queen.'
fruitsbaby - Worships the sun
'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded downburst really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'
alvanista - Eats everything.
'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and streetrat and downburst would definitely top that list.'